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| Sep 18, 2006 2:20 pm |
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re: Thought for the day : 18th September 06 |
Aditya Seth
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When you have a "I hate My Job" day, try this. On your
way home from work, stop at your pharmacy and go to
the thermometer section and purchase a
rectal thermometer made by Johnson & Johnson. Be very
sure you get this brand.
When you get home, lock your doors, draw the curtains
and disconnect the phone so you will not be disturbed.
Change into very comfortable clothing
and sit in your favorite chair. Open the package and
remove the thermometer. Now, carefully place it on a
table or a surface so that it will not become chipped
or broken. Now the fun part begins.
Take out the literature and read it carefully. You
will notice that in small print there is a statement,
"Every Rectal Thermometer made by Johnson & Johnson is
personally tested".
Now, close your eyes and repeat out loud five times,
"I am so glad I do not work in the thermometer
quality control at Johnson & Johnson."
HAVE A NICE DAY AND REMEMBER, THERE IS ALWAYS SOMEONE
ELSE WITH A JOB THAT IS MORE OF A PAIN IN THE ASS THAN
YOURS! Private Reply to Aditya Seth (new win) |
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