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| Sep 30, 2006 5:06 pm |
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Aditya Seth
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Norwegian Maths
A Norwegian man wants a job, but the
foreman won't hire him
until he passes a little math
test.
"Here's your first question," the
foreman said.
"Without using numbers, represent
the number 9."
"Without numbers?" the Norwegian
says, "Dat is?? Easy."
And he proceeds to draw three trees.
"What's this?" the boss asks.
"Ave you got no brain??
Tree and tree and tree make nine,"
says the Norwegian.
"Fair enough," says the boss.
"Here's your second question. Use the same
Rules, but this time the number is
99."
The Norwegian stares into space for
a while, then picks up the picture
That he has just drawn and makes a
smudge on each tree. "Ere you go."
The boss scratches his head and
sas,
"How on earth do you get that to
represent 99?"
"Each of DA trees is dirty now.?
So, it's dirty tree, and dirty
tree, and dirty tree.
Dat is 99."
The boss is getting worried that
he's going to actually have to hire this
Norwegian, so he says, "All right,
last question.? Same rules again,
But represent the number 100."
The Norwegian stares into space
some more, then he picks up the picture
Again and makes a little mark at the
base of each tree and says, "Ere you
Go. One hundred!"
The boss looks at the attempt. "You
must be nuts if you think that
Represents a hundred!"
(You're going to love this one!!!)
The Norwegian leans forward and
points to the marks at the base of each
Tree and says, "A little dog came
along and crap by each tree. So now you
Got dirty tree and a turd, dirty
tree and a turd, and dirty tree and a turd,
Dat make one hundred... So, when I
start?" Private Reply to Aditya Seth (new win) |
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