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| Nov 27, 2006 12:18 pm |
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re: re: Jokes and More Jokes |
Aditya Seth
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This guy was lonely and he decided life would be more
fun if he had a pet.
So he went to the pet store and told the owner that
he wanted to buy an
unusual pet.
After some discussion, he finally bought a centipede,
(100-legged bug,)which came in a little white box to
use for his house.
He took the box back home, found a good location for
the box, and decided he would start off by taking his
new pet to the bar to have a drink.
He asked the centipede in the box, "Would you like to
go to Frank's with me and have a beer?"
But there was no answer from his new pet.
This bothered him a bit, but he waited a few minutes
and then asked Him
again, "How about going to the bar and having a drink
with me?"
But again, there was no answer from his new friend and
pet. So he waited a few minutes more, thinking about
the situation. He decided to ask him one more time;
this time putting his face up against the centipede's
house and started shouting, "HEY, IN THERE! WOULD YOU
LIKE TO GO TO FRANK'S PLACE AND HAVE DRINK WITH ME?!"
* * * A little voice came out of the box - "I heard
you the first time!
I'm putting on my shoes." Private Reply to Aditya Seth (new win) |
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