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Dec 13, 2006 4:25 pm |
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Aditya Seth
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A well dressed business man was walking down the street when a little kid covered in soot said to him respectfully, �Sir, can you tell me the time?� The portly man stopped, carefully unbuttoned his coat and jacket, removed a large watch from a vest pocket, looked at it and said, �It is a quarter to three, young man.�
�Thanks,� said the boy. �At exactly three o�clock you can kiss my ass.�
With that, the kid took off running, and with an angry cry, the outraged businessman started chasing him.
He had not been running long when an old friend stopped him.
�Why are you running like this at your age?� asked the friend. Gasping and almost incoherent with fury, the business man said, �That little brat asked me the time and when I told him it was quarter to three he told me that at exactly three, I should kiss his ass!�
�So his friend said whats the hurry? You still got 15 mins.�Private Reply to Aditya Seth (new win) |
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