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Dec 28, 2006 1:56 pm |
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Aditya Seth
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Side effects of alcohol and remedies: 1. Symptom: Cold and humid feet. Cause: Glass is being held at incorrect angle (You are pouring the drink on your feet). Cure: Maneuver glass until open end is facing upward
2. Symptom : The wall facing you is full of lights. Cause : You're lying on the floor. Cure: Position your body at a 90-degree angle to the floor.
3. Symptom: The floor looks blurry. Cause : You're looking through an empty glass. Cure: Quickly refill with your favorite drink!
4. Symptom : The floor is moving. Cause: You're being dragged away. Cure: At least ask where they're taking you!
5. Symptom: You hear echoes every time someone speaks. Cause : You have your glass on your ear. Cure: Stop making a fool of yourself!
6. Symptom: Your dad and all your brothers are looking funny. Cause: You're in the wrong house. Cure: Ask if they can point you to your house.
7 . Symptom: The room is shaking a lot, everyone is dressed in white and the music is very repetitive. Cause : You're in an ambulance. Cure: Don't move. Let the professionals do their jobPrivate Reply to Aditya Seth (new win) |
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