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Aditya Seth
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A Mother had 3 virgin daughters.
They were all getting married within a short time
period. Because Mom was a bit worried about how their
sex life would get started, she made them all promise
to send a postcard from the honeymoon with a few words
on how marital sex felt.
The first girl sent a card from Hawaii two days after
the wedding. The card said nothing but: "Nescafe"!
Mom was puzzled at first, but then went to her kitchen
and got out the Nescafe jar.
It said: "Good till the last drop.
Mom blushed, but was pleased for her daughter.
The second girl sent the card from Vermont a week
after the wedding, and the card read: "Rothmans"
Mom now knew to go straight to her husband's
cigarettes, and she read from the pack: "Extra Long.
King Size"
She was again slightly embarrassed but still happy
for her daughter.
The third girl left for her honeymoon in Cape Town.
Mom waited for a week, nothing. Another week went by
and still nothing. Then after a whole month, a card
finally arrived.
Written on it with shaky handwriting were the words
"South African Airways"
Mom took out her latest YOU magazine, flipped through
the pages fearing the worst, and finally found the ad
for SAA.
The ad said: "Ten times a day, seven days a week,
both ways."
Mom fainted!Private Reply to Aditya Seth (new win) |
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