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Aditya Seth
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An American tourist in London decides to leave his
tour group and explore the city on his own. He wanders around, seeing the sights, and occasionally stopping at a quaint pub to soak up the local culture with the lads, and have a pint of Guinness.
After awhile, he finds himself in a very high class
neighborhood.....big, stately residences .... no pubs, no stores, no restaurants, and worst of all.. NO PUBLIC RESTROOMS.
He really, really has to go, after all those Guinness's. He finds a narrow side street with high walls surrounding the adjacent buildings and decides to use the wall to solve his problem. As he is unzipping, he is tapped on the shoulder by a London Bobbie, who says, "I say, sir, you simply
cannot do that here, you know."
"I'm very sorry, officer," replies the American, "but
I really, really HAVE TO GO, and I just can't find a public restroom."
"Ah, yes," said the Bobbie..."Just follow me." He
leads him to a back "delivery alley," then along a wall to a gate, which he opens. "In there," points the Bobbie. "Whiz away sir, anywhere you want."
The fellow enters and finds himself in the most beautiful garden he has ever seen. Manicured grass lawns, statuary,
fountains, sculptured hedges,and huge beds of gorgeous flowers, all in perfect bloom.Since he has the cop's blessing, he unburdens himself and is greatly relieved. As he goes back through the gate, he says to the Bobbie, "That was really decent of you ...is that what you call, "British Hospitality?"
"No sir," ... replied the Bobbie,... "that is what we
call the French Embassy."Private Reply to Aditya Seth (new win) |
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