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| Feb 03, 2007 2:21 pm |
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re: Jokes .. PJs |
Aditya Seth
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A man went to see his doctor and told him he was having a problem getting his penis erect.
The doctor checked him out and told the patient that the muscles around the base of his penis were damaged by a previous viral infection and that there was nothing he could actually do for him.
Then, seeing the totally dejected look on the patient's face, the doctor said there was a new experimental treatment that might work, if the man was willing to take the risk. The treatment consisted of implanting muscle tissue from an elephant's trunk into the man's penis.
The man thought about it a while, and decided that the the thought of going through life without ever experiencing sex again was just too much for him to bear. So, with assurances that there would be no cruelty to the elephant, the man decided to go for the experimental treatment.
A few weeks after the operation, the doctor gave the man the green light to go ahead and try out his newly renovated "equipment".
The man planned a romantic evening with his girlfriend and took her to one of the nicest restaurants in the city.
In the middle of dinner, he felt a strong stirring in his loins that continued to the point of being extremely uncomfortable. To release the pressure he discreetly unzipped his pants ... and his penis sprang out, slid across the top of the table, grabbed a dinner roll and then returned to his trousers.
His girlfriend was stunned at first but, then, with a sly grin on her face, said, "That was incredible! Can you do it again?"
With tears in his eyes, the man replied, "I think I can, but I'm not sure if another dinner roll will fit up my arse!"Private Reply to Aditya Seth (new win) |
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