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Jokes , Jokes and More Jokes

Feb 18, 2007 12:11 pm

re: re: re: Jokes ..

Aditya Seth

Xerxes bawa walked into a Lexus dealership just to browse.
Suddenly he spotted the most beautiful car that he had ever seen, and
walked over to inspect it.

As he bent forward to feel the fine leather upholstery, an unexpected
little fart escaped him.

Embarrassed, he anxiously looked around to see if anyone had noticed and
hoped a salesperson didn't pop up right now.

But, as he turned back, there, standing next to him, is a salesman.
With a pleasant smile he greeted Xerxes bawa, "Good day!!! How may we help
you today?"

Trying to maintain an air of sophistication and acting as though nothing
had happened, he smiles back and asked the salesman, "What is the price
of this lovely vehicle? "

Still smiling pleasantly, the salesman replied, "Sir, I'm very sorry to
say that if you farted just by touching it, you'll shit when you hear the
price."

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