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Mar 12, 2007 11:44 am re: re: re: re: They Walk Among Us

Aditya Seth
An atheist was taking a walk through the woods. �What majestic trees! What
powerful rivers! What beautiful animals!� he said to himself.

As he continued walking alongside the river he heard a rustling in the
bushes. Turning to look, he saw a 7 foot grizzly charging towards him. He
ran as fast as he could up the path. Looking over his shoulder he saw that
the bear was closing in on him. His heart was pumping frantically and he
tried to run even faster. He tripped and fell on the ground. He rolled over
to pick himself up but saw the bear raising his paw to take a swipe at him.

At that instant the atheist cried out: �Oh my God!..�

Time stopped. The bear froze. The forest was silent.
It was then that a bright light shone upon the man and a voice came out of
the sky saying: �You deny my existence for all of these years, teach others I

don't exist and even credit creation to a cosmic accident. Do you expect me

to help you out of this predicament? Am I to count you as a believer?�

The atheist looked directly into the light. �It would be hypocritical of me to suddenly ask

you to treat me as a Christian now, but perhaps, could you make the BEAR a Christian?�



�Very well,�said the voice. The light went out, and the sounds of the forest resumed.

And then the bear lowered his paw, bowed his head and spoke:

�Lord, bless this food which I am about to receive for which I am truly thankful, Amen.�

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