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| Apr 02, 2007 7:41 am |
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re: re: re: Jokes from the yonder mails |
Aditya Seth
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Mr.Verma comes home one night, and his wife throws her arms around his neck: I have great news: I am a month overdue. I think we are going to have a baby! The doctor gave me a test today, but until we find out for sure, we cannot tell anybody.
The next day, Mrs.Verma receives a telephone call from AEC (Ahmedabad Electric Company) because the electricity bill has not been paid.
AEC person: Am I speaking to Mrs.Verma?
Mrs.Verma: Yes...speaking
AEC person: You are a month overdue, you know!
Mrs.Verma: How do YOU know? stammers the young woman.
AEC person:Well, ma'am, it is in our files! Says the AEC person.
Mrs.Verma: What are you saying? It is in your files... HOW?
AEC person: Yes............. We have a system of finding out who is overdue.
Mrs.Verma: GOD! ... This is too much..........
AEC person: Madam, I am sorry� I am following orders�. I have to inform you are overdue.
Mrs.Verma: I know that ... let me talk to my husband about this tonight. ... He will speak to your Company tomorrow.
That night, she tells her husband about the visit, and he, mad as a bull, rushes to AEC office the next day morning.
What is going on? You have it on file that my wife is a month overdue. What business is that of yours? The husband shouts�
Just calm down, says the woman at the reception at AEC, it is nothing serious. All you have to do is pay us.
Husband: Pay you? And if I refuse?
Woman at the reception: Well, in that case, sir, we would have no option but to cut yours off.
Husband: And what would my wife do then? The husband asks.
Woman at the reception: I do not know. I guess she would have to use a candle.Private Reply to Aditya Seth (new win) |
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