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| Apr 11, 2007 3:12 pm |
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re: re: re: re: re: Jokes from the yonder mails |
Aditya Seth
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Sardar got into a bus on 1st April when conductor asked for ticket. He gave Rs.10 and took the ticket and said April fool! I have pass.
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Sardar joined new job. 1st day he worked till late evening on the computer. Boss was happy and asked what you did till evening.
Sardar : Keyboard alphabets were not in order, so I made it alright.
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On a romantic day Sardar's girlfriend asks him. Darling on our engagement day will you give me a ring.
Sardar : Ya sure, from landline or mobile?
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2 sardars were fixing a bomb in a car.
Sardar 1 : What would you do if the bomb explodes while fixing.
Sardar 2 : Dont worry, I have one more.
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Sardar was busy removing a wheel from his auto. A man asks sardar why are you removing a wheel from your auto.
Sardar : Cant you read the board. Parking is only for 2-wheeler.
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Sardar : What is the name of your car ?
Lady : I forgot the name, but is starts with "T".
Sardar : Oye Kamaal ki gaddi hai, Tea se start hoti hai. Hamaara gaddi petrol se start hoti hai.
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Boss : Where were you born ?
Sardar : Punjab .
Boss : Which part ?
Sardar : Kya which part ? Whole body born in Punjab .Private Reply to Aditya Seth (new win) |
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