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| Jul 12, 2007 6:51 pm |
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Why Newton commits Suicide ...... |
Aditya Seth
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Recently Isaac Newton, the Father of physics made a visit to earth to watch a movie. He watched a few Tamil movies and his head started spinning. He was convinced that all his logic and laws in physics were just a huge pile of junk and apologized for everything he had done. In a movie starring Rajanikant, Newton was confused to such an extent that he went paranoid. Here are a few scenes:
A) Rajanikant has a Brain Tumor, which, according to the doctors can't be cured, and his death is imminent. In one of the fights, our great Rajanikant is shot in the head. To everybody's surprise, the bullet passes through his ears taking away the tumor along with it and he is cured. Long Live Rajanikant!
B) In one of the movies, Rajanikant is confronted with 3 gangsters. Rajanikant has a gun but unfortunately only one bullet. Guess what he does... He holds a knife in his hand and throws at the middle gangster & shoots the bullet towards the knife. The knife cuts the bullet into 2 pieces and kills both the gangsters on each side of the middle gangster & the knife kills the middle one.
c) A gangster chases Rajanikant. Rajanikant has a revolver but he has no bullets in it. Guess what he does. Nah not even in your remotest imaginations. He waits for the gangster to shoot. As soon as the gangster shoots, Rajanikant opens the bullet compartment of his revolver and catches the bullet. Then, he closes the bullet compartment and fires his gun. Bang... And the gangster dies....
d)The Climax finally arrives. Rajanikant gets to know that the villain is on the other side of a very high wall. So high that Rajanikanth can't jump even if he tries like one of those superman techniques that heroes normally use. Rajanikant has to desperately kill the villain because it's the climax. (Newton is smiling since it is virtually impossible). Rajanikant suddenly pulls two guns from his pocket (Probably a backup). He throws one gun in the air and when the
gun has reached the height of the wall, he shoots at the trigger of the first gun in air, with his second gun. Now the first gun fires off and the villain is dead.
Newton commits Suicide in the theatre.Private Reply to Aditya Seth (new win) |
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