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Jokes , Jokes and More Jokes

Jul 15, 2007 8:01 am

scottish first aid!!!

Aditya Seth

A woman sitting in a restaurant suddenly began to
cough. After a few seconds it became apparent that she
was in real distress.
Two locals, MacKenzie and MacDonald sitting at the
next table turned to look at her.

Kin ya swalla ? Asked MacKenzie.
The woman signalled 'No!' , desperately shaking her
head.

Kin ya breath ? Asked MacDonald.
The woman shook her head NO !!!

With that, MacKenzie walked behind her, lifted up the
back of her dress, yanked down her knickers and ran
his tongue up and down the crack of her backside. This
shocked the woman into such a violent spasm, that the
obstruction flew out of her mouth and she began to
breath again.

MacKenzie swaggered back to his table and took a deep
swig of his beer.

MacDonald said in admiration, "Ya know MacKenzie, I'd
heard of that bloody 'Hind Lick Manoeuvre', but that's the first time I ever seen somebody do it.

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