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| Jul 25, 2007 8:00 am |
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re: re: Jokes , Jokes and More Jokes |
Aditya Seth
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Thank you thank you!!!:D
Old Butch:
John the farmer was in the fertilized egg business. He had several hundred young layers (hens),
called "pullets" and eight or ten roosters, whose job was to fertilize the eggs.
The farmer kept records and any rooster that didn't perform went into
the soup pot and was replaced. That took an awful lot of his time so he
bought a set of tiny bells and attached them to his roosters. Each bell had a
different tone so John could tell from a distance, which rooster was performing.
Now he could sit on; the porch and fill out an efficiency report simply by
listening to the bells.
The farmer's favorite rooster was old Butch, and a very fine specimen
he was, too. But on this particular morning John noticed old Butch's bell
hadn't rung at all! John went to investigate.
The other roosters were chasing pullets, bells-a-ringing. The pullets,
hearing the roosters coming, would run for cover. But to Farmer John's
amazement, Butch had his bell in his beak, so it couldn't ring. He'd
sneak up on a pullet, do his job and walk on to; the next one. John was so proud of
Butch, he entered him in the Boone County Fair and Butch became an overnight
sensation among the judges.
The result...
The judges not only awarded Butch the No Bell Piece Prize but they also
awarded him the Pulletsurprise as well.
Clearly Butch was a politician in the making: who else but a politician
could figure out how to win two of the most highly coveted awards on our
planet by being the best at sneaking up on the populace and screwing them when they
weren't paying attention.Private Reply to Aditya Seth (new win) |
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