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| Aug 03, 2007 10:45 am |
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Old one but still a laugh... |
Aditya Seth
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Four lawyers in a law firm lived and died for their
Saturday morning
round of golf. It was their favorite moment of the
week.
Then one of the lawyers was transferred to an office
in another city. It
wasn't quite the same without him.
A new woman lawyer joined their law firm.
One day she overheard the remaining three talking
about their golf round at
the coffee table.
Curious, she spoke up, "You know, I used to play on my
golf team in
college and I was pretty good. Would you mind if I
joined you next week?"
The three lawyers looked at each other. They were
hesitant. Not one of
them wanted to say 'yes', but she had them on the
spot. Finally one man
said it would be okay, but they would be starting
pretty early at 6:30am.
He figured the early Tee-Time would discourage her
immediately.
The woman said this might be a problem and asked if
she could possibly be up
to 10 minutes late.
They rolled their eyes but said this would be okay.
She smiled and said, "Good, then I'll be there either
at 6:30 or 6:40."
She showed up right at 6:30 and wound up beating all
three of them with an
eye-opening 2-under par round. She was a fun and
pleasant person the entire
round. The guys were impressed!
Back in the clubhouse they congratulated her and
happily invited her
back the next week.
She smiled and said, "Sure, I'll be here at 6:30 or
6:40."
The next week she again showed up at 6:30 Saturday
morning. Only this time,
she played left-handed.
The three lawyers were incredulous as she still
managed to beat them
with an even par round despite playing with her
off-hand.
By now the guys were totally amazed, but wondered if
she was just trying to
make them look bad by beating them left-handed. They
couldn't figure her
out.
She was again very pleasant and didn't seem to be
showing them up, but
each man began to harbor a burning desire to beat her!
In the third week they all had their game faces on.
But this week she
was 10 minutes late!
This had the guys irritable because each was
determined to play the best
round of golf of his life to beat her. As they waited
for her, they figured
her late arrival was some petty gamesmanship on her
part.
Finally she showed up.
This week the lady lawyer played right-handed which
was a good thing
since she narrowly beat all three of them. However she
was so gracious and
so complimentary of their strong play, it was hard to
keep a grudge against
her. This woman was a riddle no one could figure out!
Back in the clubhouse she had all three guys shaking
their heads at her
ability. They had a couple beers after their round
which helped the
conversation loosen up.
Finally one of the men could contain his curiosity no
longer. He asked
her point blank, "How do you decide if you're going to
golf right-handed or
left-handed?"
The lady blushed and grinned. She said, "That's easy.
When my dad taught me
to play golf, I learned I was ambidextrous. I have
always had fun switching
back and forth. Then when I met my husband in college
and got married, I
discovered he always sleeps in the nude. From then on
I developed a silly
habit. Right before I left in the morning for golf
practice, I would pull the covers off him. If his
'you-know-what' was
pointing to the right, I golfed right-handed; if it
was pointed to the
left, I golfed left-handed. All the girls on the team
thought this was
hysterical."
Astonished at this bizarre information, one of the
guys shot back, "But
what if it's pointed straight up in the air?"
She said, "Then I'm ten minutes late."
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