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| Aug 14, 2007 7:29 pm |
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Baptizing a Drunk !! |
Aditya Seth
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A man is stumbling through the woods totally drunk
when he comes upon a preacher baptizing people in
the river. He proceeds to walk into the water and
bumps into the preacher. The preacher
turns around and is almost overcome by the smell of
alcohol, whereupon he asks the drunk, 'Are you
ready to find Jesus?' The drunk answers, 'Yes, I
am.'
So the preacher grabs him and dunks him in the
water, then pulls him up and asks the drunk,
'Brother, have you found Jesus?'
The drunk replies 'No, I haven't found Jesus.'
The preacher shocked at the answer, dunks him into
the water again for a little longer this time. He
again pulls him out of the water and asks again,
'Have you found Jesus, my brother?'
The drunk again answers, 'No, I haven't found
Jesus.'
By this time the preacher is at his wits end and
dunks the man in water again, but this time holds
him down for about 30 seconds and when he begins
kicking his arms and legs he pulls him up. The
preacher again asks the drunk, 'For the love of
God, have you found Jesus?'
The drunk wipes his eyes and catches his breath and
says to the preacher, 'Are you sure this is where
he fell in?' !!
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