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Jokes , Jokes and More Jokes

Sep 01, 2007 8:27 am

re: re: re: COULDN'T RESIST . . .

V...

How to know you are too old for BDSM:

1. Sensory deprivation is when your Dom hides your hearing aid batteries.

2. Your nipple clamps have training wheels.

3. Edge play is standing by the microwave with a pacemaker.

4. When you tell your sub to get the cane, you have to specify "walking" or "beating" .

5. You can't tell the difference between your tattoos and your age spots.

6. You shout "One, two, three, CLEAR!" for electrical play.

7. Your idea of breath play is when your wheelchair runs over your oxygen hose.

8. Your idea of suspension is an UltraLiftT bra.

9. You hold the paddle and say, "You're younger than me.... back into the paddle....HARD!"

10. Age play really is 24/7.

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