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Jokes , Jokes and More Jokes

Sep 20, 2007 10:53 am

Married 9 Times

Santosh Sharma

Girl said:
I have been married 9 times.
Let me tell you what was wrong with each.
My 1st husband was a musician and all he wanted to do was play with it.
My 2nd was a doctor and all he wanted was to examine it.
My 3rd was a politician and all he did was make promises to it.
My 4th was a psychiatrist and all he did was talk about it.
My 5th was a photographer and all he did was take pictures of it.
My 6th was a policeman and all he did was keep it under lock and key.
My 7th was a hair dresser and all he did was tease it.
My 8th was a gourmet and all he did was taste it.
My 9th and last one is the one I am married to now and I love him the best.
He is a mechanic--he tore it up the first night and he's been working on it ever since.

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