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Jokes , Jokes and More Jokes

Sep 22, 2007 7:42 am

re: re: re: re: A joke

Awaken the Gaint Within.

A man comes home totally Drunk, and while in that state manages to break a costly Vase which his mother-in-law had gifted, and he passes off.

On waking up in the morning,he has a faint memory of what happened , but is surpised to see his Breakfast laid on the table for him and a I Love You note from his wife.

Curious as to what happened, he asks his son, son replies "Dad last night you were totally drunk and you broke that Vase "
Man " yes I rememeber ..."
Son " When mom went to remove you clothes so that she could put you bed , you screamed ..lady lay your hands off me I am a married Man "

MORAL of the story
Cost of Breakfast : US $ 25
Cost of the Broken Vase : US $500

Saying the Right thing when Drunk : PRICELESS

THERE ARE CERTAIN THINGS THAT MONEY CANT BUY...FOR THE REST YOU HAVE MASTERCARD .

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