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| Sep 22, 2007 7:13 pm |
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Old is gold! |
Aditya Seth
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Bill heard his wife remark to a lady friend that he was a model husband.
He was very proud and happy that his wife would say that.
But then, he looked the word up and found that the dictionary defines model as meaning a small imitation of the real thing.
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The relatives of the family's rich dowager gathered for the reading of her will after her long awaited death.
"Being of sound mind," read the lawyer, "I spent every last cent before I died."
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Grandpa Aaron was always going on about the good old days, and the lower cost of living, in particular...
"When I was a kid, my mom could send me to the store, and I'd get a salami, two pints of milk, 6 oranges, 2 loaves o' bread, and a magazine, some new blue jeans... all for a dollar!!
Then Grandpa said sadly ..."You can't DO that any more...they got those darn video cameras everywhere you look......"
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A man on wife's birthday had no money, so he sent a cheque written "100 kisses". When he returned his wife told him "thanks for the cheque,I got it encashed from the bank manager........"
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