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Jokes , Jokes and More Jokes

Dec 09, 2007 1:14 pm

sophisticated

Aditya Seth

A sophisticated looking Indian lady walks into a
tattoo shop and sits down.
The owner, amazed at seeing such a sophisticated lady
in his shop, runs over immediately and asks if he
could help her.

To his shock and utter delight, she lifts up her silk
sari and points to her right inner thigh - very high
up. 'Right here,' she says, 'I want you to
tattoo a claylamp and underneath it I want the word
Diwali.'

Then she points to her left thigh just as high up and
says, 'On this side, I want you to tattoo an evergreen
tree with lights and tinsel and an angel on top
andunderneath it I want the word Christmas.'

The owner looks at her. 'Ooh, lady, it's none of my
business, but that is probably the most unusual
request I've ever heard. Why in the world do you want
to do that?

'Well,' the lady said, 'I'm sick and tired of my
husband always complaining that there's never anything
good to enjoy between Diwali and Christmas

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