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Jan 11, 2008 7:09 pm

THE MIRACLE OF TOILET PAPER

Aditya Seth

I stand in front of the mirror complaining to my husband that my breasts are too small. Instead of characteristically telling me it's not so, he uncharacteristically comes up with a suggestion.

"If you want your breasts to grow, then every day take a piece of toilet paper and rub it between them for a few seconds." Willing to try anything, I fetch a piece of toilet paper and stand in front of the mirror, rubbing it between my breasts.

"How long will this take?" I asked, "They will grow larger over a period of years," my husband replies.I stopped.

"Do you really think rubbing a piece of toilet paper between my breasts every day will make my breasts larger over the years? "Without missing a beat he says "Worked for your butt, didn't it?"

He's still alive, and with a great deal of therapy, he may even walk again. Stupid, stupid man.

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