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Mar 23, 2008 6:32 am MEN NEVER LISTEN !!!!!

Aditya Seth
In a very modern Chicago hospital, a gentleman had made

several attempts to get into the men's restroom, but it had always been

occupied.


A nurse noticed his predicament.

Sir, she said ' You may use the ladies room if you promise not

to touch any of the

buttons on the wall.'


He did what he needed to, and as he sat there he noticed the

buttons he had promised not to touch.

Each button was identified by letters: WW , WA , PP, and a red

one labeled ATR.


Who would know if he touched them?

He couldn't resist.. He pushed WW. warm water was sprayed

gently upon his bottom.


What a nice feeling, he thought. Men's restrooms don't have

nice things like this.


Anticipating greater pleasure, he pushed the WA button. Warm

air replaced the warm water, gently drying his underside.


When this stopped, he pushed the PP button. A large powder puff

caressed his bottom adding a fragile scent of spring flower to this

unbelievable pleasure.. The ladies restroom was more than a rest room,
- it is tender loving pleasure,




When the powder puff

completed its pleasure, he couldn't wait to push the ATR

button which he knew would be supreme ecstasy.


Next thing he knew he opened his eyes, he was in a hospital

bed, and the nurse was staring down at him.



'What happened?' he exclaimed. The last thing I remember was

pushing the ATR button.


'The button ATR is an Automatic Tampon Remover. Your penis is

under your pillow.'

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