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Apr 20, 2008 12:44 pm Joke for the weekend

Aditya Seth
A little girl asked her Mom, "Mom, may I take the dog for a walk around the
block?" Mom replies, "No, because she is in heat." "What's that mean?"
asked the child. "Go ask your father. I think he's in the garage." The
little girl goes to the garage and says, "Dad, may I take Belle for a walk
around the block? I asked Mom, but she said the dog was in heat, and to
come to you." Dad said, "Bring Belle over here." He took a rag, soaked it
with gasoline, and scrubbed the dog's backside with it to disguise the
scent, and said "OK, you can go now, but keep Belle on the leash and only
go one time round the block." The little girl left and returned a few
minutes later with no dog on the leash.
Surprised, Dad asked, "Where's Belle?" The little girl said, "She ran
out of gas about halfway down the block, so another dog is pushing her
home."

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