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| Jun 09, 2008 10:17 am |
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re: re: Only In Glasgow |
Faisal Shaikh
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A woman decides to have a facelift for her 50th birthday.
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>She spends $15,000 and feels pretty good about the results.
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>On her way home, she stops at a newsstand to buy a newspaper.
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>Before leaving, she says to the clerk, 'I hope you don't mind my asking, but
>how old do you think I am?'
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>'About 32,' is the reply.'
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>'Nope! I'm exactly 50,' the woman says happily.
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>A little while later she goes into McDonald's and asks the counter girl the
>very same question.
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>The girl replies, 'I'd guess about 29.'
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>The woman replies with a big smile, 'Nope, I'm 50.'
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>Now she's feeling really good about herself. She stops in a drug store on
>her way down the street.
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>She goes up to the counter to get some mints and asks the clerk thi burning
>question.
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>The clerk responds, 'Oh, I'd say 30.'
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>Again she proudly responds, 'I'm 50, but thank you!'
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>While waiting for the bus to go home, she asks an old man waiting next to
>her the same question.
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>He replies, 'Lady, I'm 78 and my eyesight is going. Although, when I was
>young there was a sure-fire way to tell how old a woman was.
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>It sounds very forward, but it requires you to let me put my hands under
>your bra.
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>Then, and only then can I tell you EXACTLY how old you are.'
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>They wait in silence on the empty street until her curiosity gets the best
>of her.
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>She finally blurts out, 'What the hell, go ahead.'
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>He slips both of his hands under her blouse and begins to feel around very
>slowly and carefully.
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>He bounces and weighs each breast and he gently pinches eac nipple.
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>He pushes her breasts together and rubs them against each other.
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>After a couple of minutes of this, she says, 'Okay, okay....How old am I?'
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>He completes one last squeeze of her breasts, removes his hands, and says,
>'Madam, you are 50.'
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>Stunned and amazed, the woman says, 'That was incredible, how could you
>tell?'
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>The old man says, 'Promise you won't get mad?'
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>'I promise I won't' she says.
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>'I was behind you at McDonalds. Private Reply to Faisal Shaikh (new win) |
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