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Jokes , Jokes and More Jokes

Jun 30, 2008 8:44 pm

Old lady...

Aditya Seth

A little old lady, well into her eighties, slowly enters the front door of a sex shop. Obviously very unstable on her feet, she wobbles the few feet across the store to the counter.

Finally arriving at the counter and grabbing it for support, stuttering she asks the sales clerk: 'Dddoo youu hhhave ddiilldos?'

The clerk, politely trying not to burst out laughing, replies: 'Yes we do have dildos. Actually we carry many different models.'

The old woman then asks: 'Dddddoo yyyouu ccaarry a pppinkk onne, tttenn inchessss llo ng aaand aabbout twoo inchess ththiick... aaand rruns by bbaatteries?

The clerk responds, 'Yes we do'.

She asks: ' Dddoo yyooo ouu kknnoooww hhhow ttoo ttturrrnnn ttthe ssunoooffabbitch offffff?

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