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| Oct 09, 2008 5:17 pm |
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Aditya Seth
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Two Jewish men, Sid and Al, were sitting in a Indian restaurant in
New York. Sid asked Al, 'Are there any Jewish people of our faith
born and raised in India?'
Al replied, 'I don't know, let's just ask our waiter.' When the
waiter came by, Al asked him, 'Are there any Indian Jews?' The waiter
said, 'I doont by knowing, I ask cooksaheb..' He returned from the
kitchen in a few minutes and said, 'No ser, no Indian Jews.'
Al wasn't
really satisfied with that and asked, 'Are you absolutely sure?' The
waiter, realizing he was dealing with 'foreigners] gave the expected
answer, 'I check again,' and went back into the kitchen.
While the
waiter was away in the kitchen, Sid said, 'I find it hard to believe
that there are no Jews in India, our people are scattered
everywhere.'
The waiter returned and said, 'Cooksaheb say there is no
Indian Jews.' 'Are you certain?' Al asked once again, 'I just can't
believe there are no Indian Jews!'
'Mudder choot ! – Lissen, I asked
EVERYONE,' replied the frustrated waiter. 'All we
have is Orange Jews, Apple Jews & Tomato Jews!'
Subject: Never Choke in a Restaurant in the South
Two hillbillies walk into a restaurant. While having a bite to eat, they talk about their moonshine operation.
Suddenly, a woman at a nearby table, who is eating a sandwich, begins to cough. And, after a minute or so, it's apparent that she is in real distress. One of the hillbillies looks at her and says, 'Kin ya swallar?'
The woman shakes her head no.
Then he asks, 'Kin ya breathe?'
The woman begins to turn blue and shakes her head no.
The hillbilly walks over to the woman, lifts up her dress, yanks down her drawers and quickly gives her right butt cheek a lick with his tongue. The woman is so shocked that she has a violent spasm and the obstruction flies out of her mouth. As she begins to breathe again, the Hillbilly walks slowly back to his table.
His partner says, 'Ya know, I'd heerd of that there 'Hind Lick Maneuver' but I ain't niver seed nobody do it!'
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