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| May 31, 2003 10:46 am |
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Weekend Humor [re: Does MBA help?] |
Amit Malik
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Weekend Cheer! Submitted without malice.
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You have been an MBA for too long when...
* You ask the waiter what the restaurant’s core competencies are.
* You decide to recognize your family into a ‘team-based organization’.
* You refer to dating as test marketing.
* You can spell ‘paradigm’.
* You actually know what paradigm is.
* You understand your airline’s fare structure.
* You write executive summaries on your love letters.
* Your Valentine’s Day cards have bullet points.
* You celebrate your wedding anniversary by conducting a performance review.
* You belief you never have any problems in your life just ‘issues’ ‘improvements opportunities’.
* You talk to the waiter about process flow when dinner arrives late.
* You account for your tuition as a capital expenditure instead of an expense.
* You insist that you do some more market research before you and your spouse produce another child.
* At last your family reunion, you wanted to have an emergency meeting about their brand equity.
* You use the term ‘value added’ without falling down laughing.
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My fave ones are the 2 involving the waiter :o)
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