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Vote Carefully this Election and every Election..Views: 373
Mar 23, 2009 10:27 amVote Carefully this Election and every Election..#

Lavanya Karalkar

One day a florist goes to a barber for a haircut. After the cut he asked about his bill and the barber replies, 'I cannot accept money from you. I'm doing community service this week.' The florist was pleased and left the shop.

When the barber goes to open his shop the next morning there is a 'thank you' card and a dozen roses waiting for him at his door.

Later, a cop comes in for a haircut, and when he tries to pay his bill, the barber again replies, 'I cannot accept money from you. I'm doing community service this week.' The cop is happy and leaves the shop.

The next morning when the barber goes to open up there is a 'thank you' card and a dozen donuts waiting for him at his door.

Later that day, a college professor comes in for a haircut, and when he tries to pay his bill, the barber again replies, 'I cannot accept money from you. I'm doing community service this week.' The professor is very happy and leaves the shop.

The next morning when the barber opens his shop, there is a 'thank you' card and a dozen different books, such as 'How to Improve Your Business' and 'Becoming More Successful.'

Then, a Member of Parliament comes in for a haircut , and when he goes to pay his bill the barber again replies, 'I cannot accept money from you. I'm doing community service this week.' The Member of Parliament is very happy and leaves the shop.

The next morning when the barber goes to open up, there are a dozen Members of Parliament lined up waiting for a free haircut.

And that, my friends, illustrates the fundamental difference between the citizens of our country and the Members of Parliament.

Vote carefully this year.

Private Reply to Lavanya Karalkar

Mar 23, 2009 11:05 am Vote Carefully this Election and every Election..#

sujatha suresh
hahaha Good One.
speaking of MPs, haven't verified details,however risking putting this fwd,

Salary & Govt. Concessions for a Member of Parliament (MP)

Monthly Salary : 12,000

Expense for Constitution per month : 10,000

Office expenditure per month : 14,000

Traveling concession (Rs. 8 per km) : 48,000 ( eg.For a visit from kerala to Delhi & return: 6000 km)

Daily DA TA during parliament meets : 500/day

Charge for 1 class (A/C) in train: Free (For any number of times)
(All over India )

Charge for Business Class in flights : Free for 40 trips / year (With wife or P.A..)

Rent for MP hostel at Delhi : Free

Electricity costs at home : Free up to 50,000 units

Local phone call charge : Free up to 1 ,70,000 calls.

TOTAL expense for a MP [having no qualification] per year : 32,00,000 [i.e .. 2.66 lakh/month]

TOTAL expense for 5 years : 1,60,00,000

For 534 MPs, the expense for 5 years :
8,54,40,00,000 (nearly 855 crores)

855 crores could make their life livable !!
Think of the great democracy we have........ .......

AND THE PRIME MINISTER IS ASKING THE HIGHLY QUALIFIED, OUT PERFORMING CEOs TO CUT DOWN THEIR SALARIES or number of Employees.....


And the mail conitued to say...
I know hitting a delete button is easier... but...try 2 press fwd button 2 make people aware of it!

This is how all our tax money is been swallowed and price hike on our regular commodities. ......
And this is the present condition of our country:
P.S;- unable to fit in pictures

PLEASE FORWARD THIS MESSAGE TO ALL REAL CITIZENS OF INDIA ..
but, STILL Proud to be INDIAN


SS

P.P.S: My sincere apologies if statistcs / details pasted are wrong. Do correct if anyone has updated News....
And Ryzers pls exercise your Vote. In the event you do not approve of any candidate you can choose option 49-0

Private Reply to sujatha suresh

Mar 23, 2009 11:12 amre: Vote Carefully this Election and every Election..#

s venkatesan
the advantage of having the office in the middle of crowds of different kinds walkin and walk outs, right from flower/vegetable vendors to Top bureaucrat, school to college student, one gathers lots of gossips and news and then deciphers the best ones suitable for CNK.
Thanks a lot LKg, continue feeding us the latest happenings during election time... we may come to know who in TN and Center will win the election prior the EC's announcement.

(will remember the matter regarding the voting message)

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Mar 23, 2009 11:18 amre: Vote Carefully this Election and every Election..#

Charles Pradeep
I'll nominate SS(ji), BG & sf to the Parliament... Collectively worth ~ 4.8 crores!

Bring some of the money back to CNK!!

Cheers!
CP

Private Reply to Charles Pradeep

Mar 23, 2009 11:33 amVote Carefully this Election and every Election..#

sujatha suresh
Wow! Gee,Thanks CP for even suggesting.
Anywayz, CP just for laughs... explain SS(ji) does 'ji' mean Just in? Well, in that case make it SS(jo) cause will be just out from now on for a couple of days... Hahaha

and regarding payback of 4.8 C well it all depends upon our 'Collective Opinion' you see...: )

Also, Performance matters...you see...

SS

Private Reply to sujatha suresh

Mar 23, 2009 11:37 amre: re: Vote Carefully this Election and every Election..#

Senthil Nathan
@CP

Why not nominate yourself so that you can save all the money for yourself

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Mar 23, 2009 11:44 am Vote Carefully this Election and every Election..#

sujatha suresh
Clever SF, very Clever...
anyway, jokes apart I want opinion from CNK SMEs about the website

http://www.jaagore.com/unregistered.php

Quries are :
1. Is this authentic?
2. Are such votes valid and counted?
3. Chances of Fraud.
rest of queries can be added by everyone who has any.

SS

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Mar 23, 2009 11:59 amre: Vote Carefully this Election and every Election..#

Charles Pradeep
sf - I nominated you & BG coz' both of you can debate on any topic and SS (jo) can be the peace keeper / moderator and still make excellent arguments herself!

:)
CP

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Mar 23, 2009 12:56 pmre: Vote Carefully this Election and every Election..#

SOEB FATEHI



http://anaggh.posterous.com/free-hair-cut

http://youthindia.wordpress.com/2009/03/05/difference-between-the-citizens-and-mlas/


Private Reply to SOEB FATEHI

Mar 23, 2009 1:03 pmre: re: Vote Carefully this Election and every Election..#

Basab Ghosh
I do not debate, I opine. For some that acts as a lure to debate.

It seems Soeb is away from Ryze, otherwise he would have pointed out to LK(g) that her post is neither original, nor new. It has appeared many times at many places in many avataars......., in the UAE, the protagonists have been Malayalees, in it's earlier edition in India, they have been Indian IT workers on H1B visa.

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Mar 23, 2009 1:19 pmVote Carefully this Election and every Election..#

stranger
Basabji's latest comments makes sense.
That statistics (MPs salary) is yet another hype against the politicians.
Making sweaping statements against the whole set of political class is nothing but the politics of the urban-upper class mindset.

Sujathaji dont worry about the authenticity of the statistics. Unfortunately, whatever is said against the 'politician' always find some takers. That shows their level of lateral thinking.

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Mar 23, 2009 4:37 pmre: Vote Carefully this Election and every Election..#

Lavanya Karalkar
Stranger says.

"Basabji's latest comments makes sense." which clearly indicates "Basabji's all other earlier comments are nonsense"

Hahahaha BG ..I can imagine your nose turning red in anger. But i need not worry..Me far away in the garden city where gardens are giving way to concrete.

Private Reply to Lavanya Karalkar

Mar 23, 2009 6:17 pmre: re: Vote Carefully this Election and every Election..#

Senthil Nathan
I wish CP notes the previous reply to firm that the great LK(G) is still adorning the Garden City.

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