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| letter to a young lady | Views: 1360 |
| Jul 08, 2010 9:10 am | | letter to a young lady | # |
charu hasan | | Dear young lady,
I am not the kind of guy to be unduly emotional. But your kind of illness at your age and such bubbling young person and the way you slowly conveying me about your miseries one by one far from making me exactly as happy as I would like thinking of your friendship in my private musings.
I am afraid what all I wrote to before this has gone with single crash of my hard disc. The man must come and retrieve them before correcting the hardware. Other wise send me my last mail before this so that I may not repeat the same thing time and again. We are called the Hasans and my wife has nicknamed me century Hasan. She is not exactly the kind of Vadam mami that you imagine. The day I went out with you and Stan she wanted the car and I gave it to her, agreed to take a cab and she suddenly asked me “Can I know whom you are meeting?” I just said that I am going with Stan and we are meeting new enterprising lady. She said “I see a sort of spring your steps.” I do not know how long I can be speaking such truths without dire consequences.
Till I met you I was a tired old man who had done all that could be done with my limited intellect. Now I want to live longer and should have been born 45 years later than I did. I do not know how much privilege I can take with this offer of friendship and I am unlikely to cross the line of decency. It is up to you to draw the line. Who knows! You may have to allow your association and friendship with me to slowly taper down in your own interests. I shall leave it at that.
I am sure that you already know how attractive you are and you do not need me to tell you that. I say that just because I want to please you too besides being pleased myself. To a man who had met miss Chennai, miss India and miss Universe, the flattery is a side effect of the honest effort to please you. Now coming to your voice that has the right kind of timber, it could have made you a singer. When somebody asked me “what is wrong with your marriage?” I told in an interview that a clever woman who should have made a career of her own is washing clothes and cooking food for me. That was what happened to you when you said “yes” to a man or to a marriage, depending upon whether you chose the man or your parents did. Talking about ones good looks, it is in the perceiver’s mind than in the face of the perceived.
I hope in spite of all that had happened try to be happy with your profession, your children and your friends.
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| Jul 08, 2010 10:45 am | | re: letter to a young lady | # |
Lavanya Karalkar | | Now Charu has again done it and 15 views quizzing 'who is the young lady' Charu like the old king of Yayati has regained his youth (in his own words -- is there any Puru that we are not aware?)
Now whoever is interested to know who could be the young lady I have certain clues to offer :
Wait for my next post...
Good things are worth waiting for na?
Charu...don't you worry.. I will never spill the beans totally and open a Pandora's box for you. However, CNK readers are supposed to know a bit atleast of the CNK family 'affair' na?
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| Jul 08, 2010 12:06 pm | | re: re: letter to a young lady | # |
charu hasan | | During the second world war Joseph Stalin went to meet Churchill. While he was waiting chruchil came out the toilet naked and told Stalin "P.M.Of England has nothing to hide from the dictator of Russia."
I have nothing to hide too. Spill the beans in Public. Private Reply to charu hasan |
| Jul 08, 2010 12:20 pm | | re: re: re: letter to a young lady | # |
Lavanya Karalkar | | That was a great example to quote Charu Sir.
Even if you have given me the permission, I would like to keep in mind that I have not received permission from the other party involved. Hence legally I am permitted to spill only part if the beans..
First clue:
1) The lady in question is young . (atleast as compared to Charu)
Clues will follow and please sharpen your sherlock Holmes brains. Private Reply to Lavanya Karalkar |
| Jul 08, 2010 12:34 pm | | re: re: re: re: letter to a young lady | # |
Ganesh Ram | | 2) She might be a singer by profession Private Reply to Ganesh Ram |
| Jul 08, 2010 12:38 pm | | re: re: re: re: re: letter to a young lady | # |
Lavanya Karalkar | | One obvious clue :
She is a member of CNKPrivate Reply to Lavanya Karalkar |
| Jul 08, 2010 4:38 pm | | re: re: re: re: re: re: letter to a young lady | # |
Lavanya Karalkar | | Next valuable clue
She is married with a husband ..Private Reply to Lavanya Karalkar |
| Jul 08, 2010 4:44 pm | | re: re: re: re: re: re: re: letter to a young lady | # |
SOEB FATEHI | | to? with? Private Reply to SOEB FATEHI |
| Jul 08, 2010 5:50 pm | | re: re: re: re: re: re: re: re: letter to a young lady | # |
Lavanya Karalkar | | she is married and is with her husband ..
Husband with her or not is a matter of debate...
Now?Private Reply to Lavanya Karalkar |
| Jul 09, 2010 3:08 am | | letter to a young lady | # |
SOEB FATEHI | | now lets debate . . . . yippeeee finally we have something debatable and LK(g) permission with it too . . . . . hurrraaah . . . Private Reply to SOEB FATEHI |
| Jul 09, 2010 3:43 am | | re: letter to a young lady | # |
Anu M | | Ganesh..
Sherlock in you is not cooperating ;) she could have been a singer (check the sentence).. not a singer by profession..
But LKg
Wah wah.. you are going strong..
any more leads??Private Reply to Anu M |
| Jul 09, 2010 5:34 am | | re: re: letter to a young lady | # |
SOEB FATEHI | | yeah check the sentence . . . don't punish her audiences . . . . . Private Reply to SOEB FATEHI |
| Jul 09, 2010 6:20 am | | re: letter to a young lady | # |
padmanabhan ramasubban | | //That was what happened to you when you said “yes” to a man or to a marriage, depending upon whether you chose the man or your parents did.
Now I want to live longer and should have been born 45 years later than I did. I do not know how much privilege I can take with this offer of friendship and I am unlikely to cross the line of decency.
I hope in spite of all that had happened try to be happy with your profession, your children and your friends. parents did.//
Now coming to SH deduce....
It is a lady around 35 years ,married with a husband & kids .She is suffering from some ailment or going through a difficult time in married life/divorcee.Could be a ex actress who knows or is familiar possibly to Charu anna earlier.It could possibly be a relative to the family.
Bubbly,Enterprising- may be running a small business in addition connected to Media TV/cinema as she is having a good voice that could be put to use in this.
Charu has been corresponding with her for quite sometime and his hard disk crash proves that aspect of his friendship.
I need more time to piece together more clues offered.
God somebody help me I need to go now duty calling!Private Reply to padmanabhan ramasubban |
| Jul 09, 2010 7:42 am | | re: re: letter to a young lady | # |
Lavanya Karalkar | | Elementary, My dear Padmanabhan, elementary,
the Sherlock Holmes in Lk(h) (why (h)? because it is Holmes na?)
chuckles when Paddu calls God to find someone to help him.
One obvious clue everyone is forgetting is since Charu has published his letter to the young lady in CNK, she need to be a member of CNK and this clue is a great tool to shortlist our 'Suspect' (Charu don't give that look - for your eyes she is someone special but for us the Sherlock Holmes and Watsons of CNK, she is a suspect na)
Please take the help from Princi -- get a list of all the lady members-(mind you there cud be males in female nicks too)
Then form a working committee to personally visit each and every lady member.
Now comes the big question -- how to identify the younglady?
SH in LK(H) is there to help you na?
First idea :
Make out a song 'Charu, Charu' sort of FIFA 'wakka-wakka' and when you find a possible charu lady, then start singing that song. If her eyes brightens with tears of joy, then it is the "SHE'
there are other ideas too..
will come in time
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| Jul 09, 2010 9:29 am | | re: re: re: letter to a young lady | # |
charu hasan | | The bad reasonings.
1. No man calls himself young at 35.
2. Nobody tells a singer she could have become a singer.
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| Jul 09, 2010 10:58 am | | re: re: re: re: letter to a young lady | # |
Ganesh Ram | | Anu girl,
after all I should live up to the old tamil saying,
yAnakkum adi sarukkum
why because my name is Ganesh :)
on a side note: it was said that the dialog elementary my dear Watson is not in the original sir ACD's books at all.
back to Topic:
Anu, did your hard disc went kaput as well ? ;)Private Reply to Ganesh Ram |
| Jul 09, 2010 1:28 pm | | re: re: re: re: re: letter to a young lady | # |
padmanabhan ramasubban | | I need to see some "sign of four" in a "study in scarlet "
Otherwise call "the Hound of baskervilles"
But there is no "elementary my dear watson" used anywhere in all the sherlock Holmes stories by Arthur Connandoyle.Private Reply to padmanabhan ramasubban |
| Jul 09, 2010 2:04 pm | | re: re: re: re: re: re: letter to a young lady | # |
charu hasan | |
Next target on our firing line i believe is V.Varadan
I suppose Pad is also offering ghimself as another Daphe Du Murrier,s best seller!
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| Jul 09, 2010 2:33 pm | | re: re: re: re: re: re: re: letter to a young lady | # |
Lavanya Karalkar | | You mean a real 'Rebecca' charu? Private Reply to Lavanya Karalkar |
| Jul 09, 2010 2:54 pm | | re: re: re: re: re: re: re: letter to a young lady | # |
charu hasan | | To keep a subsisting interest in the Billet Doux, The very respectable lady in question was last met by me when I was 65. Now make your mathematical calculations as to how much younger I wanted to become by operating the time machine on the reverse. Those were days when I go to beach by four and find the Kovai Kili of LKjii fame, returning. This lady was driving a big four wheel drive that was the only car that passed me everyday. After realizing that the person at the wheel could be termed extremely handsome, even if she were not girl, I thumbed a ride after nearly a month. She dropped me as we reached where I had parked my car.
Next day, again at 4.15 she slowed down when she saw the lone man, walking. I just hopped in. To make a long story short I found that she was only 20 and had three children. My mother, at her age, had three and one of them died and two had survived and I was 8 year old. I took 71 year old Stan to pick her up so that she would know that I had no dishonorable intentions. She must be 35 now and her first daughter could be 20.
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| Jul 09, 2010 3:06 pm | | re: re: re: re: re: re: re: re: letter to a young lady | # |
charu hasan | | No........ it is SCAPE GOAT. Private Reply to charu hasan |
| Jul 09, 2010 3:11 pm | | re: re: re: re: re: re: re: re: letter to a young lady | # |
Lavanya Karalkar | | Charu..now you are confusing us ..
who is the young lady..35 years mother or 20 years daughther?
and one more relevant question (from LK(g)!!!!) why in CNK board?
Now LK(g) singing la Julie eshtyle ..
My head is breaking
keeps on repeating
waiting for your replyPrivate Reply to Lavanya Karalkar |
| Jul 09, 2010 3:59 pm | | re: re: re: re: re: re: re: re: re: re: letter to a young lady | # |
Lavanya Karalkar | | LK(g) ?? 35?
How can you ask such questions, Charu, the eminent lawyer cum actor cum (we can add a lot there na)Private Reply to Lavanya Karalkar |
| Jul 09, 2010 4:22 pm | | re: re: re: re: re: re: re: re: re: re: re: letter to a young lady | # |
SOEB FATEHI | | arre baba he may be asking age of children or waist size or IQ or anything like that only . . . . Private Reply to SOEB FATEHI |
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