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OT: What Do You Read?? Views: 494
Mar 20, 2011 11:24 pmOT: What Do You Read?? #

Michael Lemm


A little political humor ...

1. The Wall Street Journal is read by the people who run the country.

2. The Washington Post is read by people who think they run the country.

3. The New York Times is read by people who think they should run the country and who
are very good at crossword puzzles.

4. USA Today is read by people who think they ought to run the country but donít really
understand The New York Times. They do, however, like their statistics shown in pie charts.

5. The Los Angeles Times is read by people who wouldnít mind running the country ó if they could find the time ó and if they didnít have to leave Southern California to do it.

6. The Boston Globe is read by people whose parents used to run the country and did a poor job of it, thank you very much.

7. The New York Daily News is read by people who arenĎt too sure whoís running the
country and donít really care as long as they can get a seat on the train.

8. The New York Post is read by people who donít care who is running the country as long as they do something really scandalous, preferably while intoxicated.

9. The Miami Herald is read by people who are running another country but need the baseball scores.

10. The San Francisco Chronicle is read by people who arenít sure if there is a country or that anyone is running it; but if so, they oppose all that they stand for. There are occasional exceptions if the leaders are handicapped minority feminist atheist dwarfs who also happen to be illegal aliens from any other country, or galaxy, provided of course, that they are not Republicans.

11. The National Enquirer is read by people trapped in line at the grocery store.

12. The Minneapolis Star Tribune is read by people who have recently caught a fish and
need something in which to wrap it.

Wonder which one Obama reads?!

Answer .... Obama reads a Teleprompter. ;)

God Bless,
Michael Lemm
FreedomFire Communications
http://mscprez.ld.net


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