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Aug 05, 2011 9:07 amYOU'VE GOT TO LOVE THE IRISH #

Shivaji Jammalmadugu
1. Joe says to Paddy, "Close your curtains the next time you're having sex with your wife. The whole street was watching and laughing at you yesterday."
Paddy says, "Well the joke's on them, ‘cos Oi wasn't even at home yesterday."

2. Mick walks into Paddy's barn and catches him dancing naked and playing with himself in front of a tractor.
Mick says, "Jaysus Paddy, what’re ye doing?"
Paddy says, "Well me and Mary haven't been gettin’ on in the bedroom lately & the
therapist recommended Oi do something sexy to attracter.....”

3. Paddy says to Mick,
“Oi'm ready for a holiday, only this year Oi'm going to do it a bit different. T’ree years ago Oi went to Spain and Mary got pregnant. Two years ago Oi went to Italy and Mary got pregnant. Last year Oi went to Majorca and Mary got pregnant.”
Mick asks, “So what are you going to do this year?”
Paddy replies, “Oi'll take her wit’ me!"

4. Paddy says to Mick, "Christmas is on a Friday this year."
Mick says, "Let's hope it's not the 13th."

5. Paddy & Mick find three hand grenades, so they take them to a police station.
Mick: "What if one explodes, before we get there?"
Paddy: "We'll lie and say we only found two."

6. Paddy's in the bathroom and Murphy shouts to him,
"Did you find the shampoo?"
Paddy says, "Yes but it's for dry hair and Oi’ve just feckin’ wet mine."

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