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Lucky Old Man?Views: 164
Nov 08, 2011 1:56 pmLucky Old Man?#

John Snyder
A police officer, while he was walking , came upon an elderly man sitting on the landing of an apartment building just sobbing profusely. The officer asked, "Excuse me, sir! Why are you crying so badly mister? Are you alright? The old man replied, "Officer, I'm 90 years old, have a fortune in stocks & bonds, am married to the most beautiful 18 year old 'young' lady! Why, every morning she gets up, fixes me breakfast and then we make passionate love for two hours. Then she makes me the best lunch ever and we make love for four more hours". Still sobbing heavily, the old man drops his face in his hands. At this point, the officer scratching his head with wonderment, asks the man, "Well, I don't see that that's a reason to be so upset. I'd be ever so happy if I had a life like that. So, umm... what's really wrong sir?" The old man tearfully replied, " I don't remember where I live!"


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