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Dec 12, 2011 11:10 am10 Thoughts to Ponder#

Shivaji Jammalmadugu
Number 10 - Life is sexually transmitted!

Number 9 - Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one candie.

Number 8 - Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. If you see him withoutan erection, make him a sandwich.

Number 7 - Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day. Teach a personto use the Internet and they won't bother you for weeks, months, maybeyears.

Number 6 - Some people are like a Slinky - not really good for anything,but you still can't help but smile when you shove them down the stairs.

Number 5 - Health freaks are going to feel stupid someday, lying in thehospitals, dying of nothing...

Number 4 - All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays noattention to criticism.

Number 3 - Why does a slight tax increase cost you $800.00, and asubstantial tax cut saves you $30.00?

Number 2 - In the 60's, people took LSD to make the world weird. Now theworld is weird and people take Prozac to make it normal.

Number 1 - Life is like a jar of Jalapeno Peppers … what you do today,might burn your ass tomorrow. …

And as someone recently said to me: “Don’t worry about old age … itdoesn’t last that long.”

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