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The Bacon Tree :Views: 279
Dec 20, 2011 3:56 pmThe Bacon Tree :#

Mike Fesler BizHarmony
Two Mexicans are stuck in the desert after crossing into the
United States , wandering aimlessly and starving. They are
about to just lie down and wait for death, when all of a
sudden Luis says:

"Hey Pepe, do you smell what I smell. Ees bacon, I theenk."

"Si, Luis, eet sure smell like bacon. "

With renewed hope they struggle up the next sand dune,
& there, in the distance, is a tree loaded with bacon.

There's raw bacon, there's fried bacon, back bacon, double
smoked bacon, every imaginable kind of cured pork.

"Pepe, Pepe, we ees saved! Ees a bacon tree!"

"Luis, maybe ees a meerage? We ees in the desert don't forget."

"Pepe, since when deed you ever hear of a meerage that
smell like bacon? Ees no meerage, ees a bacon tree!"

With that, Luis staggers towards the tree. He gets to within
5 metres, Pepe crawling close behind, when suddenly a
machine gun opens up, and Luis drops like a wet sock.
Mortally wounded, he warns Pepe with his dying breath:

"Pepe, go back man, you was right, ees not a bacon tree!"

"Luis, Luis miamigo, what ees it? "

"Pepe ees not a bacon tree. Ees...


Ees....

Ees...



Ees...
Ees...


Ees...


Ees.... a ham bush."





And I bet you tried to do the accent didn't you? I know you did! - [You are grinning aren't you?]


Blessings,
M.


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