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Sep 22, 2012 4:37 pmIdiot Joke#

Gillian Linge
There were 3 men who were working on a bridge.

One of the worker's name was John,
the other one's name was Randall,
and the last one's name was Joe.

So one day when the 3 men were taking a lunch break,
they all opened up their lunch box and saw what
their wives had gave them for lunch.

When John opened his lunch, he saw that he had
peanut butter and jelly, so then he said,

"If my wife gives me the same lunch tomorrow,
I'm going to jump off this bridge.

Then Randall opened his lunch and saw that he
had spaghetti and meatballs.
So then he also said the same thing as what John said.

Then when Joe opened his lunch he saw that he was
having a chicken salad.
So then he said that he too was going to jump off
the bridge if he got the same lunch the next day.

So the next day, all 3 men had the same lunch
from yesterday and they all jumped off.

A week later when the funeral was scheduled,

John's wife said, "If my sweetie- pie told me
he wanted a new lunch, he should have told me!

then Randalls wife said
"Why did he do it? Why??

then Joe's wife said,

"Why did he jump off the bridge?

He packed his own lunch!"

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