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[Humour] - 'Effective' AdvertisingViews: 595
Aug 22, 2005 10:08 am[Humour] - 'Effective' Advertising#

Arisudan Yadav
These four classified ads appeared in a local newspaper on four consecutive days.The last three hopelessly trying to correct the first day's mistake!

MONDAY:
For sale - SK Shah has a sewing machine for sale. Phone 2555-0707 after 7PM and ask for Mrs Mani who lives with him cheap.

TUESDAY:
Notice: We regret having erred in SK Shah's ad yesterday. It should have read,"One sewing machine for sale cheap. Phone 2555-0707 and ask for Mrs Mani, who lives with him after 7PM."

WEDNESDAY:
Notice: SK Shah has informed us that he has received several annoying telephone calls because of the error we made in the classified ad yesterday. The ad stands correct as follows: "For sale - SK Shah has a sewing machine for sale. Cheap. Phone 2555-0707 after 7PM and ask for Mrs Mani who loves with him."

THURSDAY:
Notice: I, SK Shah, have no sewing machine for sale. I smashed it. Don't call 2555-0707 as I have had the phone disconnected. I have not been carrying on with Mrs Mani. Until yesterday, she was my housekeeper but she quit.

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Sep 12, 2005 11:41 amre: [Humour] - 'Effective' Advertising#

Tameem Qazi

Absolutely HILLARIOUS!!!

:-)

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Sep 12, 2005 12:05 pmre: [Humour] - 'Effective' Advertising#

Mark Ballantyne
Brilliant!!! :)

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Sep 13, 2005 8:18 pmre: [Humour] - 'Effective' Advertising#

Cijaye DePradine
That's awesome! Thanx for the giggles.

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Sep 15, 2005 4:08 pmre: re: [Humour] - 'Effective' Advertising#

Dean H.
Are you serious? too funny.

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