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Dec 01, 2005 2:53 amHere's a new joke...#

Stephanie Frank
A man and a woman with ADD are sitting on the couch, watching television. The woman says "I'd like you to go and get three things from the store, but I want you to write them down."

The man says "Don't worry! I can remember 3 things. What are they?"

The woman replies, "well, first is ice cream."

"Got it", said the man.

"The next is hot fudge", she continued.

"Okay", he said.

"and the third is whipped cream", she finished.

"No problem," said the man. "I'll be right back."

Ninety minutes passes, and when the man finally returns, he puts a small paper sack on the counter. It contains a ham sandwich.

The woman, taking one look inside the bag exclaims, "But, you forgot the mustard!"

Have a great day!


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Dec 01, 2005 3:30 amre: Here's a new joke...#

DR ~
Wow! This just happened with my wife and I (lol).

I just read her this story and she didn't get it because she forgot what the woman asked her husband to get!

I'm rolling on the floor laughing!

~ D ~

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Dec 12, 2005 11:45 pmre: Here's a new joke...#

DeAnna Troupe, Video Marketing Specialist
LOL. That is too funny. That sounds like me and my "almost" boyfriend.
DeAnna Spencer

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