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!:Global Sindhis Previous Topic | Next Topic | Topics The !:Global Sindhis Network is not currently active and cannot accept new posts [Khilo, Khilo, Mauj Manayo- jokes] Views: 4779 Jul 06, 2007 6:15 am [Khilo, Khilo, Mauj Manayo- jokes] # Dinesh Punjabi Hi Friends, Since you all wanted to have this post ..... have started the same. So Please henceforth post all the jokes here. Tc, DP. Photos of GS Mixer http://www.ryze.com/go/dp1967 http://globalsindhis-network.ryze.com/ http://www.dineshpunjabi.com/ Add as friend on dpalb@hotmail.com Private Reply to Dinesh Punjabi Jul 06, 2007 6:30 am re: [Khilo, Khilo, Mauj Manayo- jokes] # ~ ever happy ~ ani. Dineshji, I am happy that you have accepted my title. Best regards, anita butani Private Reply to ~ ever happy ~ ani. Jul 06, 2007 7:00 am re: re: [Khilo, Khilo, Mauj Manayo- jokes] # Rajiv Lulla We are all Happy for Anita...3 cheers for Anita..Hip, Hip, Hooray....!! Private Reply to Rajiv Lulla Jul 06, 2007 7:33 am re: re: re: [Khilo, Khilo, Mauj Manayo- jokes] # ~ ever happy ~ ani. Thanks a ton, Dineshji. Again, thanks a lot, Rajivji for 3 Cheers to me! Much appreciate it. 3 Cheers to all our friends! Let's get started. So, who will be the first one to post a good joke! Best Regards, anita. Private Reply to ~ ever happy ~ ani. Jul 08, 2007 12:00 pm re: [Khilo, Khilo, Mauj Manayo- jokes] # Dinesh Punjabi Two guys were hiking through the jungle when they spotted a tiger that looked both hungry and fast. One of the guys reached into his pack and pulled out a pair of Nike. His friend looked at him "Do you really think those shoes are going to make you run faster than that tiger?" I don't have to run faster than that tiger, his friend replied. "I just have to run faster than you". Welcome to the corporate world!! ! Photos of GS Mixer http://www.ryze.com/go/dp1967 http://globalsindhis-network.ryze.com/ http://www.dineshpunjabi.com/ Add as friend on dpalb@hotmail.com Private Reply to Dinesh Punjabi Jul 09, 2007 5:15 am re: re: [Khilo, Khilo, Mauj Manayo- jokes] # Rajiv Lulla Reminds me of this time when two Sindhis (yes Guys..!!) were on a hunting trip in the forest, to, well,... hunt! It so happened, a Tiger did not like the idea of two homo sapiens invading his privacy and decided to teach them a lesson. He gave chase and soon the hunters became the hunted. Soon it became clear that our brethren could not out run the Tiger even in a jeep and decided to use their brains. Said one bhau to the other.." Turn on the LEFT indicator and make a RIGHT turn at the next crossing, the Tiger will think we are going LEFT and we will be able to escape...!!! Jai Jhulelal !!! Private Reply to Rajiv Lulla Jul 09, 2007 5:39 am re: re: re: [Khilo, Khilo, Mauj Manayo- jokes] # RAJAN ADVANI THIS JOKE IS A NICE ONE FOLKS! ENJOY... Arthur Davidson, the inventor of the Harley-Davidson motorcycle, died and went to heaven. At the gates, St. Peter told Arthur, “Since you’ve been such a good man and your motorcycles have changed the world, your reward is, you can hang out with anyone you want in Heaven.” Arthur thought about it for a minute, then said, “I want to hang out with God.” St. Peter took Arthur to the Throne Room and introduced him to God. God recognized Arthur and commented, “Okay, so you were the one who invented the Harley Davidson motorcycle?” Arthur said, “Yep, that’s me.” God said, “Well, what’s the big deal in inventing something that’s pretty unstable, makes noise and pollution and can’t run without a road?” Arthur was apparently embarrassed, but finally he said, “Excuse me, but aren’t You the inventor of woman?” God said, “Yes.” “Well,” said Arthur, “professional to professional, you have some major design flaws in your invention: 1. There’s too much inconsistency in the front-end protrusions; 2. It chatters constantly at high speeds; 3. Most of the rear ends are too soft and wobble too much; 4. The intake is placed way too close to the exhaust; 5. And the maintenance costs are enormous!” “Hmmmmm, you have some good points there,” replied God, “hold on.” God went to His Celestial super computer, typed in a few words and waited for the results. The computer printed out a slip of paper and God read it. “Well, it may be true that my invention is flawed,” God said to Arthur, “but according to these numbers, more men are riding my invention than yours.” ----------------------------------------------------------- A man met a beautiful girl and she agreed to spend the night with him for $500.00. So they spent the night together. In the morning, before he left, he told the girl that he did not have any cash with him, but that he would have his secretary write a cheque and mail it to her, calling the payment "Rent for Apartment." On the way to the office, he regretted what he had done, realizing that the whole event was not worth the price. So, he sent a cheque for $250.00 and enclosed a note: >********************** Dear Madam: Enclosed find a cheque in the amount of $250.00 for rent of your apartment. I am not sending the amount agreed upon because when I rented the apartment, I was under the impression that: 1. It had never been occupied. 2. There was plenty of heat. 3. It was small enough to make me cozy and at home. Last night, however, I found out that it had been previously occupied, that there wasn't any heat, and that it was entirely too large. Upon receipt of the note, the girl immediately sent back the following reply..... >**************************** Dear Sir: First of all, I cannot understand how you expect such a beautiful apartment to remain unoccupied indefinitely. As for the heat, there is plenty of it if you know how to turn it on. Regarding the space, the apartment is indeed of regular size, but if you don't have enough furniture to fill it, please don't blame the landlord. I will expect full payment due immediately or I will be forced to hire someone to remove your furniture. Private Reply to RAJAN ADVANI Jul 09, 2007 8:22 am re: [Khilo, Khilo, Mauj Manayo- jokes] # Vaibhav Raute Guys, a small one from me... Q: Why do Sindhis generally have BIG noses?? A: B'cos AIR is FREE! Hope my wife doesnt read this one...hehehe...;-) V. Private Reply to Vaibhav Raute Jul 09, 2007 9:05 am re: re: [Khilo, Khilo, Mauj Manayo- jokes] # Rajiv Lulla Once a Sindhi went to the market to buy an umbrella. He liked something and as usual asked the shopkeeper.... "How much?" "130.00 Rs. Sir...." "Too much, make it 50.00.." "No Sir...120.00 Rs." "Too much, make it 50.00.." "No Sir...110.00 Rs." "Too much, make it 50.00.." "No Sir...100.00 Rs." "Too much, make it 50.00.." "No Sir...90.00 Rs." "You are the first today..hence.." "Too much, make it 50.00.." "No Sir...80.00 Rs." "Too much, make it 50.00.." Finally it got too much for the poor shopkeeper to bear and he cried out in sheer frustation, "Take it for FREE, you Blood sucker..!!" "umm...Do dega kya...?" Khilo, Khilo, Mauj Manayo !! Private Reply to Rajiv Lulla Jul 12, 2007 9:26 am re: re: re: [Khilo, Khilo, Mauj Manayo- jokes] # Rajan Bhavnani A Professor was explaining marketing concepts to the Students:- You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say: "I am very rich. Marry me!" That's Direct Marketing One of your friends points at you and says: "He's very rich. Marry him." That's Advertising You go up to her and get her telephone number. The next day, you call and say: "Hi, I'm very rich. Marry me." That's Telemarketing You get up and straighten your tie, you walk up to her and pour her a drink, you open the door of the car for her, pick up her bag after she drops it, offer her ride and then say: "By the way, I'm rich. Will you marry me?" That\'s Public Relations She walks up to you and says: "You are very rich! Can you marry me?" That's Brand Recognition You go up to her and say: "I am very rich. Marry me!" She gives you a nice hard slap on your face. That's Customer Feedback You go up to her and say: "I am very rich. Marry me!" And she introduces you to her husband. That's demand and supply gap. Before you say anything, another person comes and tells her: "I'm rich. Will you marry me?\" and she goes with him That's competition eating into your market share Before you say:"I'm rich, Marry me!" your wife arrives. That's restriction for entering new markets Private Reply to Rajan Bhavnani Jul 12, 2007 2:30 pm re: re: re: re: [Khilo, Khilo, Mauj Manayo- jokes] # Raj Jhangiani A bus stops and 2 men get on. They sit down and engage in an animated conversation. The lady sitting next to them ignores them at first, but her attention is galvanized when she hears one of them say the following: "Emma come first. Den I come. Den two asses come together. I come once-a-more! Two asses, they come together again. I come again and pee twice. Then I come one lasta time." The lady can't take this any more, "You foul-mouthed sex obsessed pigs," she retorted indignantly. "In this country we don't speak aloud in public places about our sex lives." "Hey, coola down lady," said the man. "Who talkin'abouta sex? I'm a justa tellin' my frienda how to spell ' Mississippi '." xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx man and his wife are awakened at 3 o'clock in the morning by a loud pounding on the door. The man gets up and goes to the door where a drunken stranger, standing in the pouring rain, asks for a push. "Not a chance," says the husband. "It is 3 o'clock in the morning." He slams the door and returns to bed. "Who was that?" asked his wife. "Just some drunk guy asking for a push!" "Did you help him?" she asked. "No. I did not. It is 3 o'clock in the morning and pouring rain outside!" His wife said, "Can't you remember about three months ago when we broke down and those two guys helped us? You should be ashamed of yourself!" The man gets dressed and goes out into the pouring rain. He calls out into the dark, "Hello. Are you still there?" "Yes," comes back the answer. "Do you still need a push? calls out the husband. "Yes! Please!" comes the reply from the darkness. "Where are you?" asks the husband. "Over here on the swing!" replies the drunk. Private Reply to Raj Jhangiani Jul 13, 2007 4:10 am re: re: re: re: re: [Khilo, Khilo, Mauj Manayo- jokes] # RAJAN ADVANI TRADITIONAL ECONOMICS* You have two cows. You sell one and buy a bull. Your herd multiplies and the economy grows. You retire on the income. *INDIAN ECONOMICS * You have two cows. You worship them. * PAKISTAN ECONOMICS* You don't have any cows. You claim that the Indian cows belong to you. You ask the US for financial aid, China for military aid, Britain for warplanes, Italy for machines, Germany for technology, France for submarines, Switzerland for loans, Russia for drugs and Japan for equipment. You buy the cows with all this and claim of exploitation by the world *AMERICAN ECONOMICS* You have two cows. You sell one and force the other to produce the milk of four cows. You profess surprise when the cow drops dead. You put the blame on some nation with cows & naturally that nation will be a danger to mankind. You wage a war to save the world and grab the cows. * FRENCH ECONOMICS * You have two cows. You go on strike because you want three cows. *GERMAN ECONOMICS * You have two cows. You re-engineer them so that they live for 100 years, eat once a month and milk themselves. *BRITISH ECONOMICS * You have two cows. They are both mad. *ITALIAN ECONOMICS* You have two cows. You don't know where they are. You break for lunch. *SWISS ECONOMICS * You have 5000 cows, none of which belong to you. You charge others for storing them. *JAPANESE ECONOMICS* You have two cows. You re-design them so that they are one-tenth the size of an ordinary cow and produce twenty times the milk. You then create cute cartoon cow images called Cowkimon and market them worldwide. *CHINESE ECONOMICS * You have two cows. You have 300 people milking them. You claim full employment, high bovine productivity and arrest anyone reporting the actual numbers. *RUSSIAN ECONOMICS* You have two cows. You count them and learn you have five cows. You count them again and learn you have 42 cows. You count them again and learn you have 17 cows. You give up counting and open another bottle of Vodka Private Reply to RAJAN ADVANI Jul 13, 2007 4:21 am re: re: re: re: re: re: [Khilo, Khilo, Mauj Manayo- jokes] # RAJAN ADVANI RAMAYANA How does an ABCD (American Born Confused Desi) explain to his younger brother the topic - "When and how did Diwali begin?" This is how he goes about it...(preferably read it with an American accent) So, like this dude had, like, a big cool kingdom and people liked him. But, like, his step mom, or somethin', was kind of a bitch, and she forced her husband to, like, you know, send this cool dude, he was Ram, to some national forest or reserve or somethin'. Since he was going, for like, somethin' like more than 10 years or so, he decided to take his wife and his bro along. You know... so that they could all chill out together. But dude, the forest was reeeeeeal scary shit, really man, they had monkeys and devils and shit like that. But this dude, Ram, kicked their ass with darts, bows and arrows, so it was fine. But then some bad gansta' boys, some jerk called Ravan, picks up his babe(Sita) and lures her away to his hood. And boy, were our man, and his bro Lakshman, pissed! And you don't piss this son-of-a-gunz 'coz, he just kicks ass and like, all the gods were with him. So anyways, you don't mess with gods. So, Ram and his bro get an army of monkeys. Dude, don't ask me how they trained the damn monkeys, just go along with me, OK. So, Ram, Lakhs, and their monkeys whip this gansta's ass in his own hood. Anyways, by now, their time's up in the forest and anyways, it gets kinda boringYou know no TVs or malls or shit like that. So, they decided to hitch back home. His bro and the wife are back home. People thought, well, you know, atleast they deserve somethin' nice and they didn't have any bars and clubs in those days. So they couldn't take them out for a drink, so the people decided to smoke or shit. And they also had some lamps, they lit the lamps too. So it was pretty cooool... you know with all those fireworks really, they had some local band play along with the fireworks, and you know what, dude, that was the very first, no kidding, that was the very first musical-synchronized fireworks. You know, like the 4th of the July stuff, but just more cooler and stuff, you know. And, so dude, that was how, like, this festival started. Cool!!! Diwali Rocks Maaaan! Private Reply to RAJAN ADVANI Jul 16, 2007 2:18 pm re: re: re: re: re: re: re: [Khilo, Khilo, Mauj Manayo- jokes] # Raj Jhangiani >20 SIGNS TO KNOW YOU ARE SINDHI... >1. The only Sindhi words you know are the bad ones (which you've taught >to all your friends!) > >2. If you're still single at the age of 25, your parents throw their >hands up in the air and proclaim: "it's too late!" > >3. If you don't live at home, when your parents call, one of the first >things they ask you is if you've eaten..even if it's midnight! > >4. When family friends come over, you have ten conversations going on in >the room at the same time..very loudly. And when they leave, your >parents make comments such as "did you see what she was wearing?" > >5. When an invitation states the time as 8.00 pm, you arrive 1-2 hours >late, in true Sindhi-time fashion. > >6. You avoid public places when you're with a date, especially if >there's a chance of you being spotted by another Sindhi person. > >7. The whole Bhaiband, Amil, Shikarpuri thing is mind-boggling to you! > >8. You fight over who pays the dinner bill. > >9. If you're a guy, you probably study Business/Economics at University. > >10. If you're a girl, your main aim is to find a Sindhi guy with Vitamin >"M" (Money, Mansion and a Mercedes). > >11. You most likely own a Mercedes, BMW or Lexus....in silver or gold. > >12. You have relatives in all 4 corners of the globe...some of which you >never knew existed... and I bet there's still a few out there that >you're not aware of yet. No worries, you'll probably meet them at the >next lavish Sindhi wedding. > >13. Speaking of weddings, it is an embarrassment if there are less than >600 people at your wedding... which most likely will be held at some >exotic place like Phuket, Bali, Cambodia, or the ever-popular >Sindhi-central: Hong Kong. > >14. You probably eat more Italian/Chinese/Thai food than traditional >Sindhi cooking (bet ya don't even know what's considered "typical Sindhi >food!"). > >15. You secretly wonder/hope if you will ever find a Sindhi girl/guy >that's right for you. > >16. You celebrate the festivals of all other religions and you know more >about them than our own Sindhi customs (did you know Sindhi New Year is >in March?) > >17. You've never had a tanning salon membership because sindhis are >supposed to be "fair." > >18. You talk for an hour at the front door when leaving someone's house. > >19. You're fascinated at how Sindhis around the world are so well >connected a juicy piece of gossip can reach London, Hong Kong, Jakarta, >Tenerife, Madrid, Singapore, Mumbai, New York, Lagos, all in a matter of >hours! > >20. As much as you like complaining/making fun of Sindhis, at the end of >the day you're glad you're Sindhi and not Punjabi, Gujarati, Tamil, etc! Private Reply to Raj Jhangiani Jul 22, 2007 11:45 am re: re: re: re: re: re: re: re: [Khilo, Khilo, Mauj Manayo- jokes] # Avinash Kalro A sindhi(money lender) who had to meet his client for collection took a taxi and told the driver to step on it... He told the driver "arre chariya mooa jaldi chalao, meeting hai aadmi chala jayega".... after a couple of mins driving fast the driver said "arre saab gaadi ki brake nahi lag rahe, lagta hai brake fail ho gaya hai" the sindhi shouted aloud " harami!!! chariya mooa pehele meter band kar!!!" Private Reply to Avinash Kalro Jul 25, 2007 8:58 am re: re: re: re: re: re: re: re: re: [Khilo, Khilo, Mauj Manayo- jokes] # Rajiv Lulla Two army Jawans came upon three bombs during a regular security patrol. They decided to take the same back to base camp since neither knew how to diffuse the bombs. One of them, a sardar, asked his buddy.."Yaar, agar ek bomb phat gaya to..?", replied the other, a Sindhi, .."So what, boldenge ki do hi bomb mile..!!" Jai Jhulelal !! Private Reply to Rajiv Lulla Jul 27, 2007 5:35 am re: re: re: re: re: re: re: re: re: re: [Khilo, Khilo, Mauj Manayo- jokes] # RAJAN ADVANI I want to address this to the moderators who act as "Moral Policeman" and remove good jokes and allow communal Jokes to be posted on this thread. You will observe that none of of the jokes posted by me are communal in nature. Communal Jokes cause a lot of anguish - and I strongly object to this, in fact, in the near future people who put up communal Joke on the net may get into serious trouble. Please read this article from THE TIMES OF INDIA:- Sikhs ask cops to ban 'Sardar' jokes on Net 19 Mar 2007, 0030 hrs IST,TNN MUMBAI: Buoyed by a successful campaign against a publisher of joke books, members of the Sikh community have now approached the Mumbai police to block any form of humour on the net targeting them. The cyber cell department of the crime branch has received a plea asking it to "ban jokes on the internet" which portray Sardars as objects of ridicule. Community heads feel the jokes, many of them bordering on the obscene, have begun to have such a demoralising effect on Sikh youths that they feel "ashamed when they interact with members of other communities." The latest provocation was the publication of the Santa and Banta Joke Book found stocked by a Matunga-based book publisher. Ranjit Parande had been selling copies of the book for the last year and a half. On Sunday, nearly 25 Sikh youths from a youth body, Sikh Media and Culture Watch (SMCW) gathered in front of the Shivaji Park police station demanding Parande's arrest. Based on a complaint filed by Sikh businessman Mohinderpal Nanksingh Kakar (42), the police have now arrested Parande under section 295 of the IPC which is non-bailable in nature. The section deals with "hurting religious sentiments." The Sikh community heads feel the arrest vindicates their position that such jokes, although circulated for years now, have got out of hand with TV and internet precipitating the situation. The concern is that the stereotypical idea of a dim-witted Sardar tends to generate a certain degree of prejudice and negates the positive traits which are commonly associated with the community. "We have excelled in all fields and even done yeoman service in the freedom struggle. Our members are a real asset to the armed forces and today one amongst us has become the prime minister," Karnal Singh, the president of Dashmesh Gurdwara at Sion-Koliwada, said. "These jokes are clearly tasteless and cause deep anguish." Some among Mumbai's 2 lakh strong Sikhs hold their own icons responsible for perpetuating a certain image. Swaranjit Singh Bajaj, who is also the VP of SMCW, puts the blame on commentators and satirists like Navjot Singh Sidhu and Khushwant Singh. "Though some jokes were created by the Sikhs themselves, now it has gone out of hand," said DGP Pasricha. He said he would support the call for action if similar complaints continued to surface. toireporter@timesgroup.com http://timesofindia.indiatimes.com/Cities/Mumbai/Sikhs_ask_cops_to_ban_Sardar_jokes_on_Net/articleshow/msid-1776258,curpg-1.cms Private Reply to RAJAN ADVANI Jul 27, 2007 6:48 am re: re: re: re: re: re: re: re: re: re: re: [Khilo, Khilo, Mauj Manayo- jokes] # Rajan Bhavnani Are Blonde jokes permissible? Just kidding. But on a serious note I have stopped posting jokes because we are so varied in outlook that I would not like to hurt anyone's sensibilities. Have plenty of jokes, but I chose whom I am forwarding them to because even though they are all friends, I know it may disturb them. Having said that, the raunchiest of jokes come to me not only from male friends but some ladies too. Tata, Back into my shell. Private Reply to Rajan Bhavnani Jul 28, 2007 6:31 am re: re: re: re: re: re: re: re: re: re: re: re: [Khilo, Khilo, Mauj Manayo- jokes] # Rajiv Lulla I agree with Messers Rajan and Rajan. :-) (jus kidding guys!!) As some of you might be aware, I was among the first (maybe THE first one - Dinesh will be better placed to comment on this) to come out against Surd jokes on our group postings. Now my comments directly to Messers Rajan and Rajan. :-) - Advani - this info is quite old, but a welcome addition to our posting as it will hit the nail on the head !! But it's coming immediately after my posting makes me nervous, is there something wrong in what I have posted...pl let me know. Bhavnani - Bhaoo, pl send jokes to me...pl do not worry about sensibilities...I am quite thick skinned in these matters...the raunchier the better ! my id is lnrajiv@gmail.com Private Reply to Rajiv Lulla Jul 28, 2007 8:49 am re: re: re: re: re: re: re: re: re: re: re: re: re: [Khilo, Khilo, Mauj Manayo- jokes] # RAJAN ADVANI Rajanji---The Internet is the only place in the world where all information is available freely-- we don't need moral police men like you to sit and censor jokes-- if people don't appreciate raunchy jokes then let them express their opinion or they have the liberty to sign off. Private Reply to RAJAN ADVANI Jul 28, 2007 8:57 am re: re: re: re: re: re: re: re: re: re: re: re: re: [Khilo, Khilo, Mauj Manayo- jokes] # RAJAN ADVANI Rajiv-- this was posted in the general interest- not only sardar jokes, even Sindhi jokes are communal. Private Reply to RAJAN ADVANI Jul 28, 2007 9:47 am re: re: re: re: re: re: re: re: re: re: re: re: re: re: [Khilo, Khilo, Mauj Manayo- jokes] # Rajiv Lulla Dear Rajanji, Let us define communal - any thing which targets people people on the basis of Religion / Caste / Language / Skin is communal. I think communal is toooo strong a word to use here, discriminatory is more apt, remember we are writing here, choice of words used by us and their effect is far reaching, hence, should be used with care. I do agree with you when you say that nor only Surd but also sindhi jokes are communal. The point I am trying to make in this context of my reply to your post is that when we as Sindhis make fun of Surds in our postings, it is offensive since we are poking fun at someone on basis of Religion etc., in a public fora, my asking people not to do that is to A) exhibit sensitivity and B) set an example for others However I do not think that MY posting a Sindhi joke, being a Sindhi myself, amounts to, in your words, COMMUNALISM. It is high time people worldwide started cultivating a habit of laughing at themselves. My posting Sindhi jokes is a step in that direction. As you rightly said, if people do not like it they may express their dislike or sign off. Private Reply to Rajiv Lulla Jul 30, 2007 5:21 am re: re: re: re: re: re: re: re: re: re: re: re: re: re: re: [Khilo, Khilo, Mauj Manayo- jokes] # Rajan Bhavnani Dear Rajan A. I definitely am not a policeman. You have never seen me complain about any of the jokes. But I am sensitive to other peoples tastes, who are part of this forum. Because I respect and admire them as individuals, and be it that I do not want to cross their boundaries. Any censorship (which I think is an extreme word in this case), is nothing but a self imposed discipline which I can easily, happily and cheerfully live with! Cheers Private Reply to Rajan Bhavnani Jul 30, 2007 5:22 am re: re: re: re: re: re: re: re: re: re: re: re: re: re: re: [Khilo, Khilo, Mauj Manayo- jokes] # Rajan Bhavnani It shows the observation power of young children ! A grade one teacher collected well known proverbs. She gave each child in her class the first half of a proverb and asked them to come up with >the remainder of the proverb. It's hard to believe these were actually done by grade 1 kids ("6"year-olds), because the last one is classic! Strike while the ..........................insect is close. Never underestimate the power of............ants. Don't bite the hand that....................looks dirty. Better to be safe than......................punch a grade 7 boy. If you lie down with dogs, you'll...........stink in the morning. It's always darkest before..................Daylight Saving Time. You can lead a horse to water but...........how? No news is..................................impossible. A miss is as good as a......................Mr. You can't teach an old dog new..............maths. Love all, trust.............................me. The pen is mightier than the................pigs. An idle mind is..............................the best way to relax. Where there's smoke there's.................pollution. Happy the bride who.........................gets all the presents. A penny saved is............................not much. Two's company, three's......................the Musketeers. Don't put off till tomorrow what............you put on to go to bed. Laugh and the whole world laughs with you, cry and.....................................you have to blow your nose. There are none so blind as..................Stevie Wonder. Children should be seen and not.............smacked or grounded. If at first you don't succeed...............get new batteries. You get out of something only what you......see in the picture on the box. When the blind leadeth the blind............get out of the way. And the favorite: Better late than............................pregnant! Private Reply to Rajan Bhavnani Jul 30, 2007 5:27 am re: re: re: re: re: re: re: re: re: re: re: re: re: re: re: re: [Khilo, Khilo, Mauj Manayo- jokes] # Rajan Bhavnani Dear Rajiv, You are on my jole mailing list now. Cheers. Private Reply to Rajan Bhavnani Jul 30, 2007 5:28 am re: re: re: re: re: re: re: re: re: re: re: re: re: re: re: re: [Khilo, Khilo, Mauj Manayo- jokes] # Rajan Bhavnani An American decided to write a book about famous churches around the World. So he bought a plane ticket and took a trip to China. On his first day he was inside a church taking photographs when he Noticed a golden telephone mounted on the wall with a sign that read '$10,000 per call'. The American, being intrigued, asked a priest who was strolling by what The telephone was used for. The priest replied that it was a direct line to heaven and that for $10,000 you could talk to God. The American thanked the priest and went along his way. Next stop was in Japan. There, at a very large cathedral, he saw the Same golden telephone with the same sign under it. He wondered if this was the same kind of telephone he saw in China and He asked a nearby nun what its purpose was. She told him that it was a direct line to heaven and that for $10,000. He could talk to God. 'O.K., thank you,' said the American. He then traveled to Pakistan, Srilanka, Russia, Germany and France. In every church he saw the same golden telephone with the same '$10,000 per call' sign under it. The American, upon leaving Vermont decided to travel to up to India to See if Indians had the same phone. He arrived in India, and again, in the first church he entered, there Was the same golden telephone, but this time the sign under it read 'One Rupee per call.' The American was surprised so he asked the priest about the sign. 'Father, I've traveled all over World and I've seen this same golden Telephone in many churches. I'm told that it is a direct line to Heaven, but in all the other countries the price was $10,000 per call. Why is it so cheap here?' Readers, it is your turn........ Think ....before you scroll down... ............ ...... ............ ......... ........ ......... ......... ......... . ............ ......... ......... ......... ..... ............ ......... ......... ......... ........ ...... ............ ......... ......... ......... ........ ...... ............ ......... ......... ......... ........ ...... ............ ......... ......... ......... ........ The priest smiled and answered, 'You're in India now, Son - it's a Local Call'. This is the only heaven on the Earth. KEEP SMILING.....If you are proud to be an Indian pass this on!!! Private Reply to Rajan Bhavnani Jul 30, 2007 7:33 pm re: re: re: re: re: re: re: re: re: re: re: re: re: re: re: re: re: [Khilo, Khilo, Mauj Manayo- joke # RAJAN ADVANI Mr. Rajan B-- How do you know other people's taste? do you have a thermometer to check this? Or do you have a mandate from the members that you are the authority to decide what is good and what is bad for them? When you have started a joke thread-- let the people decide what is good for them and what is not. Why did you remove my jokes from this thread? Let the public object to it, and I shall surly reply to their objections, if any. Private Reply to RAJAN ADVANI Jul 31, 2007 4:24 am re: re: re: re: re: re: re: re: re: re: re: re: re: re: re: re: re: re: [Khilo, Khilo, Mauj Manayo- # Rajan Bhavnani Rajan A, Your comments are totally misguided. taking off at a tangent. I want to rebut your charges. a) I am not a censor. If I am, it is self censorship. And I am entitled to this position as long as my freedom to self censorship does not impinge on anybody else. You have every right to post what you feel like and I will enjoy those jokes. Because I can laugh at myself, jokes relating to my community or any other topic, provided that they are funny. b) I have never touched anybody else's posts. So I don't know where that accusation of yours comes from that I have removed your posts. Which I HAVEN'T and I don't intend to waste my time on such matters. So if your jokes have been removed, please look for someone else! You now are beginning to act like the Australian government. And by the way, what are thermometers used for? Cheers Private Reply to Rajan Bhavnani Jul 31, 2007 5:05 am re: re: re: re: re: re: re: re: re: re: re: re: re: re: re: re: re: re: re: [Khilo, Khilo, Mauj Mana # Karan Jethani Hey Rajan A and Rajan B... This is getting a little too over stretched..... I request you to get over this. Rajan A, as far a Moderators Censorship is concerned. Yes, the moderator has all the right. Even other networks are closely monitored and moderated, except for one I know, which is 'Bindass Bol', which as the name suggests has all kinds of posts which you and me would like to write and read without anybody getting offended. Also How would it matter though if your posts were deleted, moreover there may be a valid reason I am sure. So be it. Unfortunately we missed out on some spicy jokes but that still can be told if and when we all meet for mixers. Why here, on the forum?? Rajan B I agree with you wholeheartedly. the only thing is that you have misunderstood Rajan A, he is trying to point out at Dinesh Punjabi without taking his name (which is funny) and you are defending your point which must be making him feel that you are talking for him lol. As I am right now doing... defending Dinesh. No hard feelings.. We are all brothers lets live peacefully. Karan :-) Private Reply to Karan Jethani Jul 31, 2007 6:09 am re: re: re: re: re: re: re: re: re: re: re: re: re: re: re: re: re: re: re: re: [Khilo, Khilo, Mauj # Rajiv Lulla Hey Karan !! Let this continue yaar, ...it is fun....when it gets serious we will all collectively put a stop to it...funnily enough....this has all the potential to develop into Kramer Vs. Kramer...only, here it will be Rajan Vs. Rajan...lol... he he he.... Bye, Private Reply to Rajiv Lulla Jul 31, 2007 7:20 am re: re: re: re: re: re: re: re: re: re: re: re: re: re: re: re: re: re: re: re: re: [Khilo, Khilo, M # Karan Jethani By the way Masti Masti mein Khilo Khilo, Mauj Manayo je jagah te Wirho wirho, Mauj karayo topic thyan khape haan. But truly speaking Rajan B has carried the Post through with some very good pieces, Infact I liked the kids one the most.. Karan :-) Private Reply to Karan Jethani Jul 31, 2007 7:51 am re: re: re: re: re: re: re: re: re: re: re: re: re: re: re: re: re: re: re: re: re: re: [Khilo, Khil # Rajan Bhavnani Well, Rajan A should be old enough to understand my english. I was enjoying it. Its like Zaheer Khan and the jelly beans, it only raised his game a couple of notches. So Rajan A's proxy fight made me rise to the occasion. Talking of thermometers to gauge censorship. Good grief. That was a good joke! Cheers Private Reply to Rajan Bhavnani Jul 31, 2007 8:07 am re: re: re: re: re: re: re: re: re: re: re: re: re: re: re: re: re: re: re: re: re: re: re: [Khilo, # Rajan Bhavnani A NEW CHEMICAL IS DISCOVERED. The recent hurricanes and gasoline issues are proof of the existence of a new chemical element. A major research institution has recently announced the discovery of the heaviest element yet known to science. The new element has been named *Governmentium*. Governmentium (Gv) has one neutron, 25 assistant neutrons, 88 deputy neutrons, and 198 assistant deputy neutrons, giving it an atomic mass of 312. These 312 particles are held together by forces called morons, which are surrounded by vast quantities of lepton-like particles called peons. Since Governmentium has no electrons, it is inert. However, it can be detected, because it impedes every reaction with which it comes into contact. A minute amount of Governmentium can cause a reaction that would normally take less than a second to take over four days to complete. Governmentium does not decay, but instead undergoes a reorganization in which a portion of the assistant neutrons and deputy neutrons exchange places. In fact, Governmentium's mass will actually increase over time, since each reorganization will cause more morons to become neutrons, forming isodopes. This characteristic of moron promotion leads some scientists to believe that Governmentium is formed whenever morons reach a critical concentration. This hypothetical quantity is referred to as Critical Morass. When catalyzed with money, Governmentium becomes Administratium - an element which radiates just as much energy as Governmentium since it has half as many peons but twice as many morons. Private Reply to Rajan Bhavnani Jul 31, 2007 1:08 pm re: re: re: re: re: re: re: re: re: re: re: re: re: re: re: re: re: re: re: re: re: re: re: re: [Khi # RAJAN ADVANI I am very sorry Rajan B I somehow thought that you are the moderator-- I hope you don't mind. Private Reply to RAJAN ADVANI Aug 01, 2007 1:16 pm re: re: re: re: re: re: re: re: re: re: re: re: re: re: re: re: re: re: re: re: re: re: re: re: re: # RAJAN ADVANI Rajan B--- You know I tracked your whereabouts form the moble tracker-- it's really unbelivabe technology. GSM mobile phone tracking system via the GPS-TRACK satellite network. Based on repeater triangulation, the system tracks mobile phones using GPS and GSM technology. http://www.GpsSpying.com Really Amazing and accurate spy tech! Just click on the site and put in you mobile number and see the results. Private Reply to RAJAN ADVANI Aug 01, 2007 2:08 pm re: re: re: re: re: re: re: re: re: re: re: re: re: re: re: re: re: re: re: re: re: re: re: re: re: # RAJAN ADVANI Bush, Manmohan, Aishwarya Rai and Sonia are traveling in a train. The train goes through a tunnel and it gets completely dark. Suddenly there is a kissing sound and then a slap! The train comes out of the tunnel. The women and Manmohan are sitting there looking perplexed. Bush is bent over holding his face, which is red from an apparent slap. All of them remain diplomatic and nobody says anything. Sonia is thinking: These Americans are all crazy after Aishwarya. Bush must have tried to kiss her in the tunnel. Very proper that she slapped him. Aishwarya is thinking: Bush must have tried to kiss me but kissed Sonia instead and got slapped. Bush is thinking: Damn it. Manmohan must have tried to kiss Aishwarya. She might have thought it was me and slapped me. Manmohan is thinking: If this train goes through another tunnel I will make another kissing sound and slap Bush again. Private Reply to RAJAN ADVANI Aug 01, 2007 2:31 pm Decent Jokes # RAJAN ADVANI There were two nuns... One of them was known as Sister Mathematical (SM), and the other one was known as Sister Logical (SL). It is getting dark and they are still far away from the convent. SM: Have you noticed that a man has been following us for the past thirty-eight and a half minutes? I wonder what he wants. SL: It's logical. He wants to rape us. SM: Oh, no! At this rate he will reach us in 15 minutes at the most! What can we do? SL: The only logical thing to do of course is to walk faster. SM: It's not working. SL: Of course it's not working. The man did the only logical thing. He started to walk faster, too. SM : So, what shall we do? At this rate he will reach us in one minute. SL: The only logical thing we can do is split. You go that way and I'll go this way. He cannot follow us both. So the man decided to follow Sister Logical. Sister Mathematical arrives at the convent and is worried about what has happened to Sister Logical. Then Sister Logical arrives. SM: Sister Logical! Thank God you are here! Tell me what happened! SL : The only logical thing happened. The man couldn't follow us both, so he followed me SM : Yes, yes! But what happened then? SL: The only logical thing happened. I started to run as fast as I could and he started to run as fast as he could. SM : And? SL : The only logical thing happened. He reached me. SM : Oh, dear! What did you do? SL : The only logical thing to do. I lifted my dress up. SM : Oh, Sister! What did the man do? SL: The only logical thing to do. He pulled down his pants. SM: Oh, no! What happened then? SL : Isn't it logical, Sister? A nun with her dress up can run faster than man with his pants down. And for those of you who thought it would be dirty, say two Hail Marys! Private Reply to RAJAN ADVANI Aug 01, 2007 2:43 pm re: Decent Jokes # RAJAN ADVANI Saddam Hussein and President George W. Bush meet up in Baghdad for the first round of talks in a new peace process. When George sits down, he notices 3 buttons on the side of Saddam's chair. They begin talking. After about 5 minutes, Saddam presses the first button. A boxing glove springs out of a box on the desk and punches Bush in the face. Confused, Bush carries on talking as Saddam laughs. A few minutes later the second button is pressed. This time a big boot comes out and kicks Bush in the shin. Again Saddam laughs, and again Bush carries on talking, not wanting to put off the bigger issue of peace between the 2 countries. But when the third button is pressed and another boot comes out and kicks Bush in the privates, he's finally had enough, knowing that he can't do much else but say "I'm going back home!" he tells Saddam. "We'll finish these talks in two weeks!" Two weeks pass and Saddam flies to the United States for talks. As the 2 men sit down, Hussein notices 3 buttons on Bush's chair and prepares himself for the American's revenge. They begin talking and Saddam is uncooperative, Bush presses the first button. Saddam ducks, but nothing happens. Bush snickers. A few seconds later, as Hussein continues his belligerence, Bush presses the second button. Saddam jumps up, but again nothing happens. Bush roars with laughter. As things progress, then the third button is pressed, Saddam jumps up again, and again nothing happens. Bush falls on the floor in a fit of hysterics. "Forget this," says Saddam. "I'm going back to Baghdad!" Bush then says through tears of laughter, "What Baghdad?" Private Reply to RAJAN ADVANI Aug 02, 2007 6:15 am re: Salesman # Sonu C A new vacuum cleaner salesman knocked on the door on the first house of the street. A tall lady answered the door. Before she could speak, the enthusiastic salesman barged into the living room and opened a big black plastic bag and poured all the cow droppings onto the carpet. "Madam, if I could not clean this up with the use of this new powerful Vacuum cleaner, I will EAT all this s**t!" exclaimed the eager salesman. "Do you need chilly sauce or ketchup with that" asked the lady. The bewildered salesman asked, "Why, madam?" "There's no electricity in the house..." said the lady MORAL: Gather all resources before working on any project and committing to the client...!!! Private Reply to Sonu C Aug 02, 2007 8:10 am DRIVING LICENSE APPLICATION FORM IN BIHAR # Rajiv Lulla DRIVING LICENSE APPLIKASON PHOROM ----------------------------------------------------------------- NOTE: Please do not soot the person at the applikason kounter. He will give you the licen. For phurthar instructions, see bottom applikason. 1. Last name: (_) Yadav (_) Sinha (_) Pandey (_) Misra (_) Dot no (Check karet box) 2. First name: (_) Ramprasad (_) Lakhan (_) Sivprasad (_) Jamnaprasad (_) Dot no (Check karet box) 3. Age: (_) Less than phipty (_) Greater than phipty (_) Dot no (Check karet box) 4. Sex: ____ M _____ P(F) _____ not sure _____not applicable 5. Chappal Size: ____ Lepht ____ Right 6.Occupason: (_) Politison (_) Doodhwala (_) Pehelwaan (_) House wife (_) Un-employed (Check karet box) 7. Number of children libing in the household: ___ 8. Number that are yours: ___ 9. Mather name: _______________________ 10. Phather Name: ____________________ (If not no,leave blank) 11. Ejjucason: 1 2 3 4 (Circle highest grade completed) 12. Dental rekard: (_) Ellow (_) Berownish-ellow (_) Berown (_) Belack (_) Other -__________ Give egjhakt color (Check karet box) 13.Your thumb imparesson : ____________________________ (If you are copying from another applikason pharom, please do not copy thumb impression also. Please provide your own thumb impression.) PELEASE DO NOT USE PHINGERS OF YOUR LEGS Use thumb on your lepht hand only. If you dont have lepht hand, use your thumb on right hand. If you do not have right hand, use thumb on lepht hand. NOTE : IF YOU DONT HAVE BOTH HANDS, YOU CANNOT DRIVE. WE ARE VARY ISTRICT ABOUT THIS --------------------------------- Private Reply to Rajiv Lulla Aug 02, 2007 11:14 am How the Stock Market Works? # Rajan Bhavnani HOW THE STOCK MARKET WORKS !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! It was autumn, and the Red Indians on the remote reservation asked their New Chief if the winter was going to be cold or mild. Since he was a Red Indian chief in a modern society, he couldn't tell what the weather was going to be. Nevertheless, to be on the safe side, he replied to his Tribe that the winter was indeed going to be cold and that the members of the village should collect wood to be prepared. But also being a practical leader, after several days he got an idea. He went to the phone booth, called the National Weather Service and asked "Is the coming winter going to be cold?" "It looks like this winter is going to be quite cold indeed," the meteorologist at the weather service responded. So the Chief went back to his people and told them to collect even more Wood. A week later, he called the National Weather Service again. "Is it Going to be a very cold winter?" "Yes," the man at National Weather Service again replied, "It's definitely going to be a very cold winter." The Chief again went back to his people and ordered them to collect every scrap of wood they could find. Two weeks later, he called the National Weather Service again. "Are you absolutely sure that the winter is going to be very cold?" "Absolutely", the man replied. "It's going to be one of the coldest winters ever." "How can you be so sure?" the Chief asked. The weatherman replied, "The Red Indians are collecting wood like Crazy." This is how stock markets work!!! Private Reply to Rajan Bhavnani Aug 02, 2007 2:28 pm re: How the Stock Market Works? # RAJAN ADVANI Some people say that this poem was supposed to have been written by Rabindra Nath Tagore------ TIGER HUNTER Through the jongole I am went On shooting Tiger I am bent Boshtaard Tiger has eaten wife No doubt I will avenge poor darling's life Too much quiet, snakes and leeches But I not fear these sons of beeches Hearing loud noise I am jumping with start But noise is coming from damn fool's heart Taking care not to be fright I am clutching rifle tight with eye to sight Should Tiger come I will shoot and fall him down Then like hero return to native town Then through trees I am espying one cave I am telling self - "Bannerjee be brave" I am now proceeding with too much care From far I smell this Tiger's lair My leg shaking, sweat coming, I start to pray I think I will shoot Tiger some other day Turning round I am going to flee But Tiger giving bloody roar spotting this Bengalee He bounding from cave like football player Pele I run shouting "Kali Ma tumi kothay gele" Through the jongole I am running With Tiger on my tail closer looming I am a telling that never in life I will risk again for my damn fool wife!!!! --------------------------------------------------------- Private Reply to RAJAN ADVANI Aug 03, 2007 6:40 am TAXES !!!!!! # Rajiv Lulla TAX SYSTEM - HOW IT WORKS... Suppose that every day, ten men go out for beer and the bill for all ten comes to $100. If they paid their bill the way we pay our taxes, it would go something like this: The first four men (the poorest) would pay nothing. The fifth would pay $1. The sixth would pay $3. The seventh would pay $7. The eighth would pay $12. The ninth would pay $18. The tenth man (the richest) would pay $59. So, that's what they decided to do. The ten men drank in the bar every day and seemed quite happy with the arrangement, until on day, the owner threw them a curve. "Since you are all such good customers," he said, "I'm going to reduce the cost of your daily beer by $20."Drinks for the ten now cost just $80. The group still wanted to pay their bill the way we pay our taxes so the first four men were unaffected. They would still drink for free. But what about the other six men - the paying customers? How could they divide the $20 windfall so that everyone would get his 'fair share?' They realized that $20 divided by six is $3.33. But if they subtracted that from everybody's share, then the fifth man and the sixth man would each end up being paid to drink his beer. So, the bar owner suggested that it would be fair to reduce each man's bill by roughly the sa me amount, and he proceeded to work out the amounts each should pay. And so: The fifth man, like the first four, now paid nothing (100% savings). The sixth now paid $2 instead of $3 (33%savings). The seventh now pay $5 instead of $7 (28%savings). The eighth now paid $9 instead of $12 (25% savings). The ninth now paid $14 instead of $18 (22% savings). The tenth now paid $49 instead of $59 (16% savings). Each of the six was better off than before. And the first four continued to drink for free. But once outside the restaurant, the men began to compare their savings. "I only got a dollar out of the $20,"declared the sixth man. He pointed to the tenth man," but he got $10!" "Yeah, that's right," exclaimed the fifth man. "I only saved a dollar, too. It's unfair that he got TEN times more than I!" "That's true!!" shouted the seventh man. "Why should he get $10 back when I got only two? The wealthy get all the breaks!" "Wait a minute," yelled the first four men in unison. "We didn't get anything at all. The system exploits the poor!" The nine men surrounded the tenth and beat him up. The next night the tenth man didn't show up for drinks, so the nine sat down and had beers without him. But when it came time to pay thebill, they discovered something important. They didn't have enough money between all of them for even half of the bill! And that, boys and girls, journalists and college professors, is how our tax system works. The people who pay the highest taxes get the most benefit from a tax reduction. Tax them too much, attack them for being wealthy, and they just may not show up anymore. In fact, they might start drinking overseas where the atmosphere is somewhat friendlier. David R. Kamerschen, Ph.D. Professor of Economics University of Georgia For those who understand, no explanation is needed. For those who do not understand, no explanation is possible. Private Reply to Rajiv Lulla Aug 04, 2007 7:35 am NEW PANCHANTATRA !! # Rajiv Lulla New Panchatantra story Once upon a time, there was a software engineer who used to develop programs on his Pentium machine, sitting under a tree on the banks of a river. He used to earn his bread by selling those programs in the Sunday market. One day, while he was working, his machine tumbled off the table and fell in the river. Encouraged by the Panchatantra story of his childhood (the woodcutter and the axe), he started praying to the River Goddess. The River Goddess wanted to test him and so appeared only after one month of rigorous prayers. The engineer told her that he had lost his computer in the river. As usual, the Goddess wanted to test his honesty. She showed him a 'match box' and asked, "Is this your computer?" Disappointed by the Goddess' lack of computer awareness, the engineer replied, "No.” She next showed him a pocket-sized 'calculator' and asked if that was his. Annoyed, the engineer said "No, not at all!!" Finally, she came up with his own Pentium machine and asked if it was his. The engineer, left with no option, sighed and said "Yes." The River Goddess was happy with his honesty. She was about to give him all three items, but before she could make the offer, the engineer asked her, "Don't you know that you're supposed to show me some better computers before bringing up my own?” The River Goddess, angered at this, replied, "I know that, you stupid donkey! The first two things I showed you were the Trillennium and the Billennium, the latest computers from IBM!” So saying, she disappeared with the Pentium!! * * * * * * * * *Moral: If you're not up-to-date with technology trends, it's better keep your mouth shut and let people think you're a fool than to open your mouth and remove all doubt. Private Reply to Rajiv Lulla Aug 09, 2007 10:58 am COINCIDENCE ? # Rajiv Lulla Hi, Might interest you ......... COINCIDENCE ? Have a history teacher explain this ---- If he/she can. Abraham Lincoln was elected to Congress in 1846. John F Kennedy was elected to Congress in 1946. Abraham Lincoln was elected President in 1860. John F. Kennedy was elected President in 1960. The names Lincoln and Kennedy each contain seven letters. Both were particularly concerned with civil rights. Both wives lost a child while living in the White House. Both Presidents were shot on a Friday. Both Presidents were shot in the head. Lincoln's secretary was named Kennedy. Kennedy's secretary was named Lincoln. Both were assassinated by Southerners. Both were succeeded by Southerners named Johnson. Andrew Johnson, who succeeded Lincoln, was born in 1808. Lyndon Johnson, who succeeded Kennedy, was born in 1908. John Wilkes Booth, who assassinated Lincoln, was born in 1839. Lee Harvey Oswald, who assassinated Kennedy, was born in 1939. Both assassins were known by their three names. Both names are composed of fifteen letters. Lincoln was shot at the theater named 'Kennedy.' Kennedy was shot in a car called 'Lincoln.' Booth ran from the theater and was caught in a warehouse. Oswald ran from a warehouse and was caught in a theater. Booth and Oswald were assassinated before their trials. And here's the kicker. A week before Lincoln was shot; he was in Monroe, Maryland. A week before Kennedy was shot; he was with Marilyn Monroe. Creepy, huh? Send this to as many people as you can, cause, hey, this is one history lesson people don't mind listening to! Private Reply to Rajiv Lulla Aug 18, 2007 7:31 am SINDHI !! # Rajiv Lulla what do u call a god fearing sindhi?- Bhagwandas Godwani sindhi chef- Papadmull Kukreja sindhi electrician- Voltram Bijlani a sindhi milkman- Gopal Dudeja a sindhi pest control contractor- Khatmull Marwani a sindhi casanova- Prem Kissinchandani a fashionable sindhi- Jogio Armani a forgetful sindhi- Bhulo Bhulchandani a fat sindhi- Hathiramanin last but not da least a wealthy sindhi- Doulat Malpani.... Private Reply to Rajiv Lulla Aug 24, 2007 5:29 am re: SINDHI !! # Rajan Bhavnani Short and Funny I dialed a number and got the following recording: "I am not available right now, but Thank you for caring enough to call. I am making some changes in my life. Please leave a message after the Beep. If I do not return your call, You are one of the changes." ~~~~~ Aspire to inspire before you expire. ~~~~~ I LOVE THIS NEXT ONE! My wife and I had words, But I didn't get to use mine. ~~~~~ Frustration is trying to find your glasses without your glasses. ~~~~~ Blessed are those who can give without remembering And take without forgetting. ~~~~~ The irony of life is that, by the time You're old enough to know your way Around, you're not going anywhere. ~~~~~ God made man before woman so as to give him time to think Of an answer for her first question. ~~~~~ I was always taught to respect my elders, But it keeps getting harder to find one. ~~~~~ Every morning is the dawn of a new error. ~~~~~ The quote of the month is by Jay Leno: "With hurricanes, tornados, fires out of control, mud slides, flooding, severe thunderstorms tearing up the country from one end to another, and with the threat of bird flu and terrorist attacks, "Are we sure this is a good time to take God out of the Pledge of Allegiance?" Private Reply to Rajan Bhavnani Aug 25, 2007 6:48 am re: re: SINDHI !! # Rajiv Lulla In a trial, a small-town prosecuting attorney called his first witness, an elderly grandmother to the stand. He approached her and asked; " Mrs.. Jones, do you know me?" She responded, "Why, yes, I do know you, Mr. Williams. I've known you since you were a young boy, and frankly, you're a big disappointment to me. You lie, cheat on your wife, manipulate people and talk about them behind their backs. You think you're a big shot when you haven't the brains to realize you never will amount to anything more than a two-bit paper pusher. Yes, I know you." The lawyer was stunned! Not knowing what else to do, he pointed across the room and asked, " Mrs.. Jones, do you know the defense attorney?" She again replied, "Why, yes, I do. I've known Mr. Bradley since he was a youngster. He's lazy, bigoted, and has a drinking problem. He can't build a normal relationship with anyone and his law practice is one of the worst in the state. Not to mention he cheated on his wife with three different women. One of them was your wife. Yes I know him." The defense attorney almost died. The judge asked both lawyers to approach the bench and in a quiet voice said: "If either of you rascals asks her if she knows me, I'll send you to the electric chair . Private Reply to Rajiv Lulla Aug 27, 2007 5:36 am Having a bad day? ... reflect on these to cheer yourself up # Rajan Bhavnani Fire authorities in California found a corpse in a burned-out section of forest while assessing the damage done by a forest fire. The deceased male was dressed in a full wet suit, complete with scuba tanks on his back, flippers, and face mask. A post mortem test revealed that the man died not from burns, but from massive internal injuries. Dental records provided a positive identification. Investigators then set about to determine how a fully clothed diver ended up in the middle of a forest fire. It was revealed that on the day of the fire, the man went diving off the coast, some 20 miles from the forest. The fire fighters, seeking to control the fire as quickly as possible, had called in a fleet of Helicopters with very large dip buckets. Water was dipped from the ocean and emptied at the site of the forest fire. You guessed it. One minute our diver was making like Flipper in the Pacific, the next, he was doing the breast stroke in a fire dip bucket 300 feet in the air. Some days it just doesn't pay to get out of bed. Still think you're having a bad day? A man was working on his motorcycle on the patio, his wife nearby in the kitchen. While racing the engine, the motorcycle accidentally slipped into gear. The man, still holding onto the handlebars, was dragged along as it burst through the glass patio doors. His wife, hearing the crash, ran in the room to find her husband cut and bleeding, the motorcycle, and the shattered patio door. She called for an ambulance and, because the house sat on a fairly large hill, went down the several flights of stairs to meet the paramedics and escort them to her husband. While the attendants were loading her husband, the wife managed to right the motorcycle and push it outside. She also quickly blotted up the spilled gasoline with some paper towels and tossed them into the toilet. After being treated and released, the man returned home, looked at the shattered patio door and the damage done to his motorcycle. He went into the bathroom and consoled himself with a cigarette while attending to his business. About to stand, he flipped the butt between his legs. The wife, who was in the kitchen, heard a loud explosion and her husband screaming. Finding him lying on the bathroom floor with his trousers blown away and burns on his buttocks, legs and groin, she once again phoned for an ambulance. The same paramedic crew was dispatched. As the paramedics carried the man down the stairs to the ambulance they asked the wife how he had come to burn himself. She told them. They started laughing so hard one slipped, the stretcher falling and dumping the husband out. He fell down the remaining stairs, breaking his arm. ______________________________________________ Still having a bad day? Just remember, it could be worse... The average cost of rehabilitating a seal after the Exxon Valdez oil spill in Alaskawas $80,000. At a special ceremony, two of the most expensively saved animals were being released back into the wild amid cheers and applause from onlookers. A minute later, in full view, a killer whale ate them both. _____________________________________________ Still think you are having a bad day? A woman came home to find her husband in the kitchen shaking frantically, almost in a dancing frenzy, with some kind of wire running from his waist towards the electric kettle. Intending to jolt him away from the deadly current, she whacked him with a handy plank of wood, breaking his arm in two places. Up to that moment, he had been happily listening to his Walkman. _______________________________________________ STILL think you're having a bad day? Two animal rights protesters were protesting at the cruelty of sending pigs to a slaughterhouse in Bonn, Germany. Suddenly, all two thousand pigs broke loose and escaped through a broken fence, stampeding madly. The two hopeless protesters were trampled to death. ____________________________________________ What?! STILL having a bad day?? Iraqi terrorist Khay Rahnajet didn't pay enough postage on a letter bomb. It came back with "return to sender" stamped on it. Forgetting it was the bomb, he opened it and was blown to bits. There now, feeling better? Private Reply to Rajan Bhavnani Aug 30, 2007 7:58 am re: Having a bad day? ... reflect on these to cheer yourself up # Awaken the Gaint Within. Two men, one American and an Indian were sitting in a bar drinking shot after shot. The Indian man said to the American,"You know my parents are forcing me to get married to this so called homely girl from a village whom I haven't even met once.We call this arranged marriage.I don't want to marry a woman whom I don't love...I told them that openly and now have a hell lot of family problems." The American said, "Talking about love marriages...I'll tell you my story. I married a widow whom I deeply loved and dated for 3 years. "After a couple of years, my father fell in love with my step-daughter and so my father became my son-in-law and I became my father's father-in-law. My daughter is my mother and my wife my grandmother. More problems occurred when I had a son. My son is my father's brother and so he my uncle. Situations turned worse when my father had a son. Now my father's son i.e. my brother is my grandson. Ultimately, I have become my own grand father and I am my own grandson. And you say you have family problems..Gimme a break!!! Private Reply to Awaken the Gaint Within. Aug 30, 2007 1:44 pm re: re: Having a bad day? ... reflect on these to cheer yourself up # I Think Therefore Am Single:) SMILING BODIES Three dead bodies turn up at the mortuary, all with very big smiles on their faces. The coroner calls in the police to tell them what has Happened. First body: "Frenchman, 60, died of heart failure while making love to his mistress. Hence the enormous smile, inspector", says the Coroner. Second body: "Scotsman, 25, won a thousand pounds on the lottery, spent It all on whisky. Died of alcohol poisoning, hence the Smile." The Inspector asked, "What of the third body?" "Ah," says the coroner, "This is the most unusual one: Santa Singh, age 30, Struck by Lightning." "Why is he smiling then?" inquires the Inspector. "He thought he was having his photo taken." FINALLY TOGETHER A woman married and had 13 children. Her husband died. She married again and had 7 more children. Again, her husband died. She remarried and this time had 5 more children. She finally died after having 25 children. Standing before her coffin, the preacher prayed for her. He thanked the Lord for this very loving woman and said, "Lord, they're finally together." One mourner leaned over and quietly asked her friend, Do you think he means her first, second or third husband?" The friend replied, "I think he means her legs." CHEAP BASTARDS! A man and his wife were celebrating 50 years together. Their three kids, all very successful, agreed to a Sunday dinner in their honor. "Happy Anniversary Mom and Dad," gushed son number one, a doctor, "Sorry I'm running late. I had an emergency at the hospital with a patient, you know how it is, and didn't have time to get you a gift." "Not to worry," said the father. "The important thing is that we're all together today." Son number two, a lawyer, arrived and announced, "You and Mom look great, Dad. I just flew in from Los Angeles between depositions and didn't have time to shop for you." "It's nothing," said the father, "We're glad you were able to come." Just then the daughter, an executive secretary, arrived, "Hello and happy anniversary! I'm sorry, but my boss is sending me out of town and I was really busy packing so I didn't have time to get you anything." After they had finished dessert, the father said, "There's something your mother and I have wanted to tell you for a long time. You see, we were very poor. Despite this, we were able to send each of you to college so you could have the life and comforts we could never afford. Throughout the years your mother and I knew that we loved each other very much, but we just never found the time to get married." The three children gasped and all said, "You mean we're bastards?" "Yep," said the father. "And cheap ones too!" Private Reply to I Think Therefore Am Single:) Sep 01, 2007 2:07 am Khilo, Khilo, Mauj Manayo- jokes # Rajan Bhavnani The Brilliant Sardar A Sardar went hunting one day in Ontario and bagged three ducks. He put them in the bed of his pickup truck and was about to drive home when he was confronted by a game warden who didn't like Sardars.The game warden ordered the Sardar to show his hunting license, and the Sardar pulled out a valid Ontario hunting license.The game warden looked at the license, then reached over and picked up one of the ducks, sniffed its butt, and said, "This duck ain't from Ontario. This is a Quebec duck. You got a Quebec huntin' license,boy?" The Sardar reached into his wallet and produced a Quebec hunting license. The game warden looked at it, then reached over andi grabbed the second duck, sniffed its butt, and said "This ain't no Quebec duck. This duck's from Manitoba. You got a Manitoba license?" The sardar reached into his wallet and produced a Manitoba hunting license. The warden then reached over and picked up the third duck, sniffed its butt, and said, "This ain't no Manitoba duck. This here duck's from Nova Scotia. You got a Nova Scotia huntin' license?" Again the Sardar reached into his wallet and brought out a Nova Scotia hunting license. The game warden was extremely frustrated at this point, and he yelled at the Sardar "Just where the hell are you from?" The Sardar smiled turned around, bent over, dropped his pants, and said, " You tell me, you're the expert." ********* Private Reply to Rajan Bhavnani Sep 01, 2007 8:42 am re: Khilo, Khilo, Mauj Manayo- jokes # Rajiv Lulla Hi Rajan, I think you meant to write, "The Sardar smiled turned around, dropped his pants, bent over," in that order..!!! I mean, how can one bend and THEN drop his pants..!!???? Huh..?? Anyways,,great joke and NO I am no expert on pant dropping, so , will go with what Rajan has written... Rajiv Lulla Private Reply to Rajiv Lulla Sep 02, 2007 1:42 pm re: re: Khilo, Khilo, Mauj Manayo- jokes # Rajan Bhavnani Bacon Tree Joke Remember the accent!!! Two Mexicans are stuck in the desert,wandering aimlessly and close to death. They are close to just lying down and waiting for the inevitable, when All of a sudden....... "Hey Pepe, do you smell what I smell? Ees bacon I ahm sure of eet." "Si, Luis eet smells like bacon to meee". So, with renewed strength, they struggle up the next sand dune, and there, in the distance, is a tree loaded with bacon. There's raw bacon, dripping with moisture ..There's fried bacon, back bacon, double smoked bacon...every imaginable kind of cured pig meat. "Pepe, Pepe, we ees saved! Eet EES a bacon tree!" "Luis, are you sure ees not a meerage?; We ees in the Desert don't forget." "Pepe when deed you ever hear of a meerage that smeell like bacon...ees No meerage, ees a bacon tree" And with that ...Luis races toward the tree. He gets to within 5 meters, with Pepe following closely behind, when all of a sudden a machine gun opens up and Luis is cut down in his tracks. It is clear he is mortally wounded but, true friend that he is, he manages to warn Pepe with his dying breath. "Pepe...go back man,you was right...ees not a bacon tree" "Luis Luis, mi amigo...what ees it? "Pepe...ees not a bacon tree... Ees.......... Ees... Ees......... Ees.... ... Eees a HamBush Private Reply to Rajan Bhavnani Oct 05, 2007 7:19 am Khilo, Khilo, Mauj Manayo- jokes # Sonu C Performance Pressure :::: Poultry farm ke malik ne tammam Murgiyon ko Order diya "Agar tum logon ne kal se Do -- Do ande nahi diye to kal se tumhara dana pani band " Murgiya dar gayi ....sab ne do do ande diye magar ek murgi ne sirf ek anda diya " Malik "tum ne 1 anda hi kyon diya " ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... .... ... ... Jawab mila. ... .... ... ... .... ... ... ... ... .... ... ... ... .... ... .... ... ... .... ... ... ... .... ... ... ... .... "Sir ye aapke dar ki wajah se diya hai waise main to Murga hoon” Private Reply to Sonu C Oct 13, 2007 2:56 am re: Khilo, Khilo, Mauj Manayo- jokes # Rajan Bhavnani Subject: MALE VS. FEMALE AT THE ATM MACHINE.... SENT TO ME BY A LADY............ Have a hearty laugh ;-) though sum of it is a little exagerated!! Sorry ladies but this is soooo true for most of us!!!! A new sign in the Bank Lobby reads: "Please note that this Bank is installing new Drive-through ATM machines enabling customers to withdraw cash without leaving their vehicles. Customers using this new facility are requested to use the procedures outlined below when accessing their accounts. After months of careful research, MALE & FEMALE Procedures have been developed. Please follow the appropriate steps for your gender." ******************************* MALE PROCEDURE: 1. Drive up to the cash machine. 2. Put down your car window. 3. Insert card into machine and enter PIN. 4. Enter amount of cash required and withdraw. 5. Retrieve card, cash and receipt. 6. Put window up. 7. Drive off. ******************************* FEMALE PROCEDURE: Unfortunately, most of this part is the Truth.!!!! 1. Drive up to cash machine. 2. Reverse and back up the required amount to align car window with the machine. 3. Set parking brake, put the window down. 4. Find handbag, remove all contents on to passenger seat to locate card. 5. Tell person on cell phone you will call them back and hang up. 6. Attempt to insert card into machine. 7. Open car door to allow easier access to machine due to its excessive distance from the car. 8. Insert card. 9. Re-insert card the right way. 10. Dig through handbag to find diary with your PIN written on the inside back page. 11. Enter PIN. 12. Press cancel and re-enter correct PIN. 13. Enter amount of cash required. 14. Check makeup in rear view mirror. 15. Retrieve cash and receipt. 16. Empty handbag again to locate wallet and place cash inside. 17. Write debit amount in check register and place receipt in back of checkbook. 18. Re-check makeup. 19. Drive forward 2 feet. 20. Reverse back to cash machine. 21. Retrieve card. 22. Re-empty hand bag, locate card holder, and place card into the slot provided! 23. Give dirty look to irate male driver waiting behind you. 24. Restart stalled engine and pull off. 25. Redial person on cell phone. 26. Drive for 2 to 3 miles. 27. Release Parking Brake. SEND THIS TO A MAN WHO NEEDS A LAUGH AND TO THE LADIES YOU THINK CAN HANDLE IT! Private Reply to Rajan Bhavnani Oct 16, 2007 9:40 am re: re: Khilo, Khilo, Mauj Manayo- jokes # Naresh...Profile Updated ... Hope you like this... I had a laugh of the day when I read it.......... Once PVNR (PV Narasimha Rao), L.K.Advani and Laloo Prasad Yadav were travelling in an autorickshaw. They met with an accident and all three of them died. Yama Raja was waiting for this moment at the doorstep of death. He asks PVNR and Advani to go to HEAVEN. But, for Laloo, Yama had already decided that he should be sent to HELL. Laloo is not at all happy with this decision. He asks Yama as to why this discrimination is being made. All the three of them had served the public. Similarly, all took bribes, all misused public positions, etc. Then why the differential treatment? He felt that there should be a formal test or an objective evaluation before a decision is made; and should not be just based on opinion or pre-conceived notions. Yama agrees to this and asks all the three of them to appear for an English test. PVNR is asked to spell " INDIA " and he does it correctly. Advani is asked to spell " ENGLAND " and he too passes. It is Laloo's turn and he is asked to spell " CZECHOSLOVAKIA ". Laloo protests that he doesn't know English. He says this is not fair and that he was given a tough question and thus forced to fail with false intent. Yama then agrees to conduct a written test in Hindi (to give another chance assuming that Laloo should at least feel that Hindi wou ld provide an equal platform for all three). PVNR is asked to write "KUTTA BOLA BHOW BHOW". He writes it easily an passes. Advani is asked to write "BILLY BOLI MYAUN MYAUN". He too passes. Laloo is asked to write "BANDAR BOLA GURRRRRR.... ." Tough one. He fails again. Laloo is extremely unhappy. Having been a student of history (which the other two weren't), he now requested for all the 3 to be subjected to a test in history Yama says OK but this would be the last chance and that he would not take any more tests. PVNR is asked: "When did India get Independence ?" He replied "1947" and passed. Advani is asked "How many people died during the independence struggle?" He gets nervous. Yama asked him to choose from 3 options: 100,000 or 200,000 or 300,000. Advani catches it and says 200,000 and passes. It's Laloo's turn now. ' ' ' ' ' ' '' ' ' ' '' ' ' ' ' ' ' ' ' ' ' ' ' Yama asks him to give the Name and Address of each of the 200,000 who died in the struggle. Laloo accepts defeat and agrees to go to HELL. Moral of the story: IF YOUR MANAGEMENT HAS DECIDED TO SCREW YOU, THERE IS NO ESCAPE Private Reply to Naresh...Profile Updated ... Oct 19, 2007 10:06 pm re: re: re: Khilo, Khilo, Mauj Manayo- jokes # Prakash Bakshani Why Newton Committed Suicide? Here is the reason. Why Newton Committed Suicide..... Once, Newton came to India and watched a few Tamil movies that had his head spinning. He was convinced that all his logic and laws in physics were just a huge pile of junk and apologized for everything he had done. In the movie of Rajanikanth, Newton was confused to such an extent that he went paranoid. Here are a few scenes 1) Rajanikanth has a Brain Tumor which, according to the doctors can't be cured and his death is imminent. In one of the fights, Rajanikanth is shot in the head. To everybody's surprise, the bullet passes through his ears taking away the tumor along with it and he is cured! Long Live Rajanikanth! 2) In another movie, Rajanikanth is confronted with 3 gangsters. Rajanikanth has a gun but unfortunately only one bullet and a knife. Guess, what he does? He throws the knife at the middle gangster? & shoots the bullet towards the knife. The knife cuts the bullet into 2 pieces, which kills both the gangsters on each side of the middle gangster & the knife kills the middle one. 3) Rajanikanth is chased by a gangster. Rajanikanth has a revolver but no bullets in it. Guess, what he does. Nah? not even in your remotest imaginations. He waits for the gangster to shoot. As soon as the gangster shoots, Rajanikanth opens the bullet compartment of his revolver and catches the bullet. Then, he closes the bullet compartment and fires his gun. Bang... the gangster dies... This was too much for our Newton to take! He was completely shaken and decided to go back. But he happened to see another movie for one last time, and thought that at least one movie would follow his theory of physics. The whole movie goes fine and Newton is happy that all in the world hasn't changed. Oops, not so fast! The 'climax' finally arrives. Rajanikanth gets to know that the villain is on the other side of a very high wall. So high that Rajanikanth can't jump even if he tries like one of those superman techniques that our heroes normally use. Rajanikanth has to desperately kill the villain because it's the climax. ( Newton dada is smiling since it is virtually impossible?) Rajanikanth suddenly pulls two guns from his pockets. He throws one gun in the air and when the gun has reached above the height of the wall, he uses the second gun and shoots at the trigger of the first gun in air. The first gun fires off and the villain is dead. Newton commits suicide... Private Reply to Prakash Bakshani Oct 20, 2007 7:47 am re: re: re: re: Khilo, Khilo, Mauj Manayo- jokes # Rajiv Lulla lol... rotfl.... that was seriously good.... now for my joke...... anupam Kher ke sar pe do bal the.... and they fell in love and wanted to get married..... but could not do so...... the police did not let them.... why... .......... ............. .......... ............. ............. kyonki bal vivah apradh hain..!!!! Private Reply to Rajiv Lulla Nov 05, 2007 11:58 pm Camel jokes # klakhiani (1) Why did the camels wear tongs at the beach ? . . . . because she did not want to step on the cigarette butts, soda cans, plastic cups and bags. tc kamal (2) Why did the camel move to china town ? . . . . because he was not happy in the old souk. tc kamal (3) Why did the camel stop the car ? . . . . because she wanted to come out of a traffic jam. tc kamal (4) why did the camel step on the grass ? . . . . because there was no other place to park. tc kamal (5) A famous poet said "One can cross an ocean without wetting their legs but can not cross their life without wetting their eyes." It's life. Have a gr8 november. by Nina (6) Why did the sheikh stop the accounts ? . . . . because dividing and multiplying was causing him to develop cancer. tc kamal (7) Why did the camel draw down the blinds ? . . . . because he wanted to undress. tc kamal (8) Why did the camel climb up the hill ? . . . . because she wished to have a fresh view of the world. or because she wanted to get to the top. tc kamal (9) Why did the camel drink a cup of water ? . . . . because disposable cups are popular, and glass or ceramic cups are not. tc kamal (10) The camel, the elephant, the zebra meet in a coffee shop. The camel and the elephant order coffee and cake. The zebra orders coffee only. Why ? . . . . because the camel and elephant have spare change and the zebra not. tc kamal (11) Why did the camel refuse the soft drink ? . . . . because he wants to be a hard-hearted fool. tc kamal (12) Why does the post man ring twice but the milk man only once ? . . . . because milk is digested better than bills and legal notices. tc kamal (13) Why did the sheikh feel uplifted when he entered the lift ? . . . . because the operator was his girl-friend. tc kamal (14) True friends are like morning. You can't have them whole day, but you can be they'll be there when you wake up today, tommorrow, and for ever. A lovely good morning. . . . . azur Private Reply to klakhiani Feb 25, 2008 6:22 am re: Joke # Sonu C MAN:boy, whats your dad's name? BOY:his name is LAUGHING.. MAN:and yoursmother's name? BOY:SMILING.. MAN:you must be kidding... BOY:no, that's my brother.. I am JOKING..! Private Reply to Sonu C Mar 04, 2008 4:42 pm [Khilo, Khilo, Mauj Manayo- jokes] # Renu Sakhrani Hey D sorry we have been playing TAG with one another - here's a good lauf for all of you:- THE CREMATED HUSBAND Martha recently lost her husband. She had him cremated and brought his ashes home. Picking up the urn he was in, she poured him out onto the patio table. Then tracing her fingers in the ashes, she started talking to him. 'Herman, you know that dishwasher you promised me? I bought it with the insurance money!' She paused for a minute tracing her fingers in the ashes the said. 'Herman, remember that car you promised me? Well, l also bought it with the insurance money!' Again, she paused for a few minutes and while tracing her fingers in the ashes she said. 'Herman, that diamond ring you promised me? Bought it too, with the insurance money!' Finally, still tracing her fingers in the ashes, she said. 'Herman, remember that blow job l promised you?' 'Here it comes......' Take care...... Private Reply to Renu Sakhrani Mar 04, 2008 5:41 pm re: [Khilo, Khilo, Mauj Manayo- jokes] # ~ ever happy ~ ani. all good jokes, friends. thanks for sharing. :)) ani. Private Reply to ~ ever happy ~ ani. Mar 20, 2008 9:29 am re: re: [Khilo, Khilo, Mauj Manayo- jokes] # Sonu C Right e-mail to a Wrong address----- GOOD ONE MUST READ check it out.... A man checked into a hotel. There was a computer in his room, So he decided to send an e-mail to his wife. However, he accidentally Typed a wrong e-mail address, and without realizing his error, he sent the e-mail. Meanwhile.....somewhere else, a widow had just returned home from her husband's funeral. The widow decided to check her e-mail, expecting messages from relatives and friends. After reading the first message, she fainted. The widow's son rushed into the room, found his mother on the floor, and saw the computer screen which read like this: .To: My Loving Wife Subject: I've Reached Date: 31 May 2004 Darling, I know you're surprised to hear from me.They have computers here now, and you are allowed to send e-mails to your loved ones. I've just reached and have been checked in. I see that everything has been prepared for your arrival tomorrow. Looking forward to seeing you then! Hope your journey will be as uneventful as mine was......................... Private Reply to Sonu C Apr 07, 2008 10:55 am re: re: re: re: re: re: [Khilo, Khilo, Mauj Manayo- jokes] # Sandeep Ailani THIS IS ABSOLUTELY HILLARIOUS RAJAN.... ME AND FRIENDS JUST CANT STOP LAUGHING ON THIS - SPECIALLY THE BRITAIN ONE - YOU HAVE 2 COWS AND BOTH ARE MAD HEHEHEHE... GREAT STUFF SIR ! Private Reply to Sandeep Ailani Previous Topic | Next Topic | Topics Back to !:Global Sindhis

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