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Half Sindhi but its taking over me faster than fingers can post ...Views: 716
Sep 04, 2007 12:23 pmHalf Sindhi but its taking over me faster than fingers can post ...#

Anil Goel
Was born in Varanasi and grew up in South Mumbai but ended up getting married to a gori Sindhan from Khar and moved to Bandra. If that's not got me qualified already, its already been more than three years and I eat more papad than her and have now started responding immediately, without a few seconds lag, to the call of "Aneeeal uh"

Lage Raho....

Me

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Sep 04, 2007 1:14 pmre: Half Sindhi but its taking over me faster than fingers can post ...#

Awaken the Gaint Within.
Sai ..eating more papad then your wife will not really qualify you to become a sindhi :D

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Sep 05, 2007 8:49 amre: re: Half Sindhi but its taking over me faster than fingers can post ...#

Rajiv Lulla
hahaha
hohoho
hehehe

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Sep 06, 2007 1:58 pmre: re: re: Half Sindhi but its taking over me faster than fingers can post ...#

little prince
my nephews cousin got married to a keralite. One malyali gentleman was speaking to oe of our relatives saying that althopugh he understands sindhi but cant speak. I butted in saying that "eat papad for 40 days" [its a phrase in Kerala that to learn malyalam you must eat boiled rice for 40 days] did I just turn some tables?

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Sep 10, 2007 10:43 amre: re: re: re: Half Sindhi but its taking over me faster than fingers can post ...#

Karan Jethani
Commendable! Anil,

Your acceptance of being a half sindhi since you are married to a sindhi and participate in the community network (more so that you eat more papad than your wife) is really heartening.

Sindhis are like salt or sugar they mix with water adding taste to it. So no harm in thinking that you extending the brotherhood.

Though my friend Sunil may be a little apprehensive about sharing our pie of papads with a Goel (marwari I presume) but still I guess we will never go out of stock even if the whole of India starts eating Papad.

Welcome to the fraternity....

Karan :-)

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Sep 10, 2007 12:21 pmre: re: re: re: re: Half Sindhi but its taking over me faster than fingers can post ...#

Rajiv Lulla
I hopt this post is not out of place....just that when I came to know that one of our own has married a Mallu...I just could not resist...

Dear ALL,


I have sent this to all my Mallu friends & others who know them...

Now, I'm waiting for my "brogen bones...."!!!


*Subject:* MALLU'S ACCENT(ULTIMATE)




Enough of Sardar jokes.................Mallu jokes are here!!!!!!!!!!

1) What is the tax on a Mallu's income called?*
IngumDax*

2) Where did the Malayali study?
*In the ko-liage.*

3) Why did the Malayali not go to ko-liage today?*
He is very bissi. *

4) Why did the Malayali buy an air-ticket?
*To go to Thuubai, zimbly to meet his ungle in
Gelff.*

5) Why do Malayalis go to the Gelff?
*To yearn meney.*

6) What did the Malayali do when the plane caught
fire?*
He zimbly jembd out of the vindow.*

7) How does a Malayali spell moon?
*MOON - Yem Woh yet another Woh and Yen*

8) What is Malayali management graduate called?*
Yem Bee Yae.*

9) What does a Malayali do when he goes to America ?
*He changes his name from Karunakaran to Kevin Curren.*

10) What does a Malayali use to commute to office
everyday?*
An Oto*

11) Where does he pray?
*In a Temble, Charch and a Maask*

12) Who is Bruce Lee's best friend ? *
A Malaya-Lee of coarse.*

13) Name the only part of the werld, where Malayalis dont werk hard?*
Kerala.
*
14) Why is industrial productivity so low in Kerala?*
Because 86% of the shift time is spent on lifting, folding and re-tying
the lungi*

15) Why did Saddam Hussain attackKuwait? *
He had a Mallu baby-sitter, who always used to say
'KEEP QUWAIT' 'KEEP QUWAIT'*

16) What is the Latest Malayali Punch Line?*
" Frem Tea Shops To Koll Cenders , We Are Yevery Where " *

17) Why aren't Mals included in hockey and football
teams ?*
Coz Whenever they get a corner , they set up a tea shop. *

18) Now pass it on to 5 Mals to get a free sample of*
kokanet oil.
*
19) Pass it on 10 Mals to get a free pack of *Benana
Chibbs.*

20) Pass it on to 15 Mals to get a set of *BROGUN
bones....*






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Sep 11, 2007 6:52 amre: re: re: re: re: re: Half Sindhi but its taking over me faster than fingers can post ...#

Awaken the Gaint Within.
I got misunderstood guys...I was not objecting to Anil eating more papads to become a sindhi .I was just pointing out to the health hazards of eating too much PAPADS.

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