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| Dec 08, 2007 5:54 am | | Most embarrasing pet story | # |
Mel Taylor | | My mother and her club members are sitting and conducting business in the living room when my mother yelled my name. I rushed in and underneath the baby grand was Bernie, my dog .mastrubating totally oblivious to the women clutching pearls and gasping. It became my job to get him out of the room. When I went to nudge his shoulder sat with his penis in full salute and growled at me. I wanted to fall on the floor and laugh. He cut his eyes at me and left begrudgingly.-TOO FUNNY!
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| Dec 08, 2007 1:01 pm | | re: Most embarrasing pet story | # |
June Krahn | | I have not been here in awhile. THANKS for the Great (belly laugh)Laugh. LMBO!!!
I have not forgotten this group or all the great people on it. So just stopping in to say Hello and hope ya all have a wonderful Christmas and New Year or whatever Holiday you will be celebrating.
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| Dec 11, 2007 3:58 pm | | re: re: Most embarrasing pet story | # |
Marielena Alvarez | | My beloved CiCi, the pit bull, will sniff crotches of males and females, whether or not you are wearing clothing or naked. My darling was naked in the bathroom shaving and got a wet nose from behind. Fortunately he didn't cut himself, now he shaves behind closed doors! I guess that brings new meaning to the phrase "dirty dog"
Lady, my shepherd, likes to sniff panties, and we let her now and then when we are heading for the shower. My ex housemate (who had some disgusting personal habits), was Lady's favorite target. She loved chewing on the gal's panties, perhaps because she was a diabetic? Fortunately for me, I could never find any replacement panties in her size (she was obese). So I told her to keep her undies away from my dog or suffer the consequences.
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| Dec 11, 2007 4:36 pm | | re: re: re: Most embarrasing pet story | # |
Mel Taylor | | So you reminded me why I asked this question in the first place. I lnew these stories would be too funny!
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| Dec 11, 2007 8:35 pm | | re: Most embarrassing pet story | # |
Sharon@Dove Chocolate Discoveries Sr. Chocolatier | | I guess Mine is I had a Male Poodle,If he did not like some one he would walk up to them and hike his leg and pee on them, He did not do this to ever one,just a few people and I guess the reasons was he sensed they did not like animals. Private Reply to Sharon@Dove Chocolate Discoveries Sr. Chocolatier |
| Dec 11, 2007 11:36 pm | | re: re: Most embarrassing pet story | # |
Mel Taylor | | YIKES!!
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| Dec 12, 2007 12:30 am | | re: re: Most embarrassing pet story | # |
Ann Rader | | I guess we are on the subject of undergarments and private parts on male dogs! I don't have an embarrassing dog story (yet) but am thinking of a friend who got a Schnauzer puppy. My friend works in an office in a brownstone building in New York City and she gets to take her puppy to work with her and her puppy is the only dog allowed in the office.
One day, she was back at work after going to the gym, and before she knew it, the puppy had gone into her bag and taken out her underwear and was parading around the office!
She was embarrassed and mortified! And laughing as she told the storyafterward.
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| Dec 12, 2007 12:37 am | | re: re: re: Most embarrassing pet story | # |
Mel Taylor | | I'm I the only one seeing a funny book here with stories anecdotes and crazy photos. It would write itself. I'm writing a mystery but maybe one of you could do it?
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| Dec 13, 2007 7:03 am | | Most embarrassing pet story | # |
Trisha Anderson | | Trisha here. Well, my most embarrassing pet story had to do with a job my sister and I had. We were in odor control in the late 80's and 90's. We usually sent the men on the job, but this one was someone we knew so we both went. We had been to the job to take a look at it so we knew how bad it was going to be. We wore older clothes and ones that were the same colors so we could put them in the washer when we returned to my sister's home late that night.
We went in to the home. A beautiful, large 2 flat that at one time had been magnificant. Not any longer. The lady had 96 cats inside. We had masks on and I still could smell the odor a month later! Anyhow, we took over 50 large bags of pure garbage out of the home. Cats everywhere. Poop everywhere even tho the tenant had so many litter boxes at every turn.
The funny part starts when we get home. My sister had recently had a baby so we were trying to be quiet not to wake her up. As I said, we took off all our clothes when we walked in the door to the house. Stark naked. The laundry room was right inside the door to the garage. (We thought about burning the clothes..but opted maybe to wash)
My sister had a male Rott. About 4 years old and solid muscle. He had NEVER smelled the smell on us. The 96 cats. He did not know what it was. He wanted to know more. We were trying to go up the stairs and be quiet. He is growling and showing all his teeth. Baring his teeth and mouth opened large. Snarling. Barking. We were on the stairs, stark naked, trying to go up. He was not going to let us. So we decided to go back down. Nope. None of that either. He was not going to let either of us go anywhere.
After about 10 minutes, we had no choice, but to wake my sister's husband. The barking had not woke him, but of course, had woke the baby and we could hear her crying, but could do nothing.
My sister's husband came down the stairs. A big man. He could not get Tyr Baehr to move. Tyr Baehr always obeyed Ron, but not today!
Picture the two of us on the stairs, stark naked, stinking like we had never stunk before, wanting to get into the showers and disinfect us..The baby crying...The dog barking, snarling, bearing all teeth..My sister's husband standing there, not believing it, dog not moving, and I had to pee!
We laughed about this for years! Trisha
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| Dec 13, 2007 1:28 pm | | re: Most embarrassing pet story | # |
Mel Taylor | | I have never laughed on any network as much as I've laughed at this thread. I knew it would get folk to chickle but your story are HIII=LAROIUS! Each one, makes my over active imagination be right there with you cracking up and your story . .too much lol
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| Dec 15, 2007 2:55 am | | re: re: Most embarrassing pet story | # |
Shannon Hill | | I had a poodle when I was little - he hated men. Never barked. Always snuck up behind them, leaped up, and grabbed their left butt cheek. And then was gone before they quit holding their ass and dancing in circles. I think one of my uncles may still have teeth scars...
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| Jan 07, 2008 11:09 pm | | Most embarrassing pet story | # |
Troy Allison | | You do not love that dog. The better thing to say is that you are sorry that men were damaged by that animal.
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| Jan 07, 2008 11:17 pm | | mannerless | # |
Troy Allison | | Try that with an alaskan eskimo during Thanksgiving dinner!
the M&M raisin was his victim- makes you wonder what he did while we were off to work.
Troy
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| Jan 08, 2008 2:12 pm | | re: Most embarrassing pet story | # |
Shannon Hill | | Nope. Sorry, Troy, but I don't tell you how to feel about your pets. I loved that dog and I still miss him, even though he's been gone for for about 14 years. He was one of a kind. The butt biting was only one of his many quirks... Private Reply to Shannon Hill |
| Jan 08, 2008 10:30 pm | | re: Most embarrasing pet story | # |
Tom Gillispie writer/editor | | About 40 years ago, I was a teenager and my cousin David had a full Husky named Lady that was beautiful, powerful and mischievous. I was a 6-foot, 250-pound kid, and I'd be standing in the yard in shorts. Lady would sneak up on me, grab my oversized left calf in her jaws and pull my legs out from under me. Once I hit the ground, I'd lie there looking at her, and she'd sit there with a tremendously satisfied doggy smile.
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