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Points to Ponder for 2008!Views: 876
Jan 16, 2008 12:50 pm Points to Ponder for 2008!#

DJ DEVIL


Number 10


Life is sexually transmitted.



Number 9


Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.


Number 8


Men have two emotions:


Hungry and Horny.


If you see him without an erection, make him a sandwich .


Number 7


Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day, teach a person to use the internet and they won't bother you for weeks.


Number 6

Some people are like a Slinky ..


Not really good for anything, but you still can't help but smile when you shove them down the stairs.

Number 5


Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying of nothing.





Number 4


All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no attention to Criticism.





Number 3


Why does a slight tax increase cost you $200.00 and a substantial tax cut saves you $30.00?


Number 2


In the 60's, people took acid to make the world weird.


Now the world is Weird and people take Prozac to make it normal.

And The Number 1 Thought For 2008 :

We know exactly where one cow with Mad-cow-disease is located among millions and millions of cows in America but we haven't got a clue as to where millions of illegal immigrants and terrorists are located.

Maybe we should put the Department of Agriculture in charge of Immigration?


'Life is like a jar of Jalapeno peppers


What you do today, might Burn Your Ass Tomorrow'


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